Silent but Deadly

Start low on a right undercling crimp and left slot-like hold (below the obvious double-undercling hold). Establish with some chunky footholds (some are a bit choss but imo this is where the choss ends :D ) and climb up and leftward using relatively good crimps and funky footholds/foot beta.  Pass around the side of the boulder using jugs and top out on some small incuts and large footholds. 

Characterized by a somewhat drawn out crux sequence rather than an individual crux move.  The entire climb is something like 17 hand moves!  A kneebar pad was used on the FA ;)

The low obvious pedestal rocks are "off" but nothing else really is.  Basically just climbs from start holds to jugs around the corner of the boulder using the path of least resistance.  The green check mark in the topo is indicating that the part of the boulder where The Conservationist starts is indeed "on". 

Left of The Conservationist.  Climbs past the poorly spray-painted word "Fart".

3 pads minimum. Be sure to pad the rock behind you!