FTMB: Fuck the Moonboard
5.13 YDS 8a French 29 Ewbanks X- UIAA 30 ZA E7 6c British V8- YDS 7B Font
Avg: 2 from 2 votes
Type: | Sport, Boulder, 30 ft (9 m) |
FA: | JDM |
Page Views: | 1,271 total · 25/month |
Shared By: | JD Merritt on Sep 21, 2020 |
Admins: | Kristin Tippey, JD Merritt, Micah Klesick, Nate Ball |
When a red fire hazard sign is posted, access is temporarily not allowed.
If you encounter logging personnel be courteous and follow any instructions. Access is a privilege.
Don't block the gate. Park well away from the corner/intersection on west boundary road, or in the two spots just right of the gate. (please see photo). Stay out during active logging operations, gate is often left open during these times.
Who needs a moonboard when you got the Pet Cemetary?
Essentially a roped boulder problem. Start at side-by-side heucos. Very brief, monocentric crux to sick position on good holds turning the arete. Over in less than 60 seconds if things go well. A nice line, fun but unsustained, more of a party-trick type of route (Congratulations if being good at the moonboard makes you good at parties) mantle and topout onto the pedestal, you can almost pretend you're on a boulder when you press it out and stand on the ledge.
The first bolt is an anti-buttfloss directional, stick clip to 2nd or 3rd acceptable. Shares anchor to the right with EOES.
In comparison, all the other routes really are more deserving of route grades.
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