Year of the Karen
5.10d YDS 6b+ French 21 Ewbanks VII+ UIAA 21 ZA E3 5b British
Type: | Sport, 45 ft (14 m) |
FA: | FA: Eric Fallecker; EB: Todd Fertig |
Page Views: | 2,007 total · 29/month |
Shared By: | Todd Fertig on Sep 7, 2019 · Updates |
Admins: | jt512, Nicole Wiesenthal, Mike Morley, Adam Stackhouse, Salamanizer Ski, Justin Johnsen, Vicki Schwantes |
Description
15 moves to stop the pump! Any privileged climber daring to set foot on this climb must wear a double mask and face shield (I don't care how long it's been!). The belayer may have a maximum of 2 feet of slack out at any time. Backclipping will met with the strict verbal reprimand. Those ostracizing friends/family for refusing to climb this will be socially rewarded. Any don't even think of breaking these rules or I will call the rangers, Covidiot! Seriously, the crux cannot last forever. Just one more crimp and this climb can go back 'normal', I promise! Also, that jug over there on the right? You can't use that unless you're an elitist politician, even if both your arms are shot!
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