First you put on your thong, then long underwear and socks. Capice?
Then, a zip-neck shirt, red if you have any class.
Some pants, and belt or if you're like me, suspenders.
Pile jacket, anything but Patagonia (just to fuck with them).
Shell pants, shell jacket with a good hood that will fit over a helmet.
Don't forget a knit cap! And gloves. And Shell gloves!!!
Let me know if you need washing instructions!!!