*Wanted* RRG defecating bandit

Last seen leaving defecation all over the Lode pit toilet. (So plan to poop at home) They may have also left defecation in a Miguel's shower. The crime scene is too gruesome for photo evidence!

Reward: the proud feeling of community service and stopping a mad human

Only you can stop the defecating bandit; what kind of animal is this person? This is why we can't have nice things.

I wonder if it's the same shit head who left a log on the rest ledge around the right side of the arete on a brief history of climb in the spring

#poopgate finally made it to the red

Pasquale Verrastrowrote:“The crime scene is too gruesome for photo evidence!”

proceeds to include photo

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The shit posting on this web site is getting out of control 

Matt Robinsonwrote:

I wonder if it's the same shit head who left a log on the rest ledge around the right side of the arete on a brief history of climb in the spring

I guess you could say he logged a classic   

Really sad to see this so many places.  This person clearly is not eating enough fiber, and they are so scared of a toilet seat they can't sit down to poop.  If it's really that gross, just wipe it off with some TP and do what you need to do.  The "hover" or "squat without touching the toilet seat" maneuver simply does not work--let's spread the word to campers everywhere.  Just sit the fuck down to take a shit, people!   

Haskie Dwrote:

Well played 

People need to start brushing their ticks

One time in Indian Creek, at night I was using the pit and as I turned around to finish up I noticed a black widow with web chilling under the seat, like 2inches from my boys, true story, stay safe out there. YER GONNA DIE