Climbing girlfriend

This is super embarrassing but I don’t care. I’m 19, I live in Tennessee, I’m granola, and I want a girl I can climb with. 

Borrow one of these and let it do the smooth-talking.

I opened this thinking it was a FS post

Find you local meat market…..I mean climbing gym.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. . .

Your best bet after a lonely day of bouldering

You came to the wrong messageboard, I can tell you that much, young fella.

Russ Keane wrote:

You came to the wrong messageboard, I can tell you that much, young fella.

I believe OP’s name may be a joke about phoning a lesbian.

I would recommend going to a farmers market and pretending (or not pretending) to know a lot about mushrooms, subarus, houseplants, and enneagram. This won't replace having a shitty personality, but it will get you about as far as anything else will. 

Houseplants LOL!   Caleb it sounds like you live near Carrboro.

If you're a climber, there's always a Carrboro in your heart! 

Caleb BR wrote:

I would recommend going to a farmers market and pretending (or not pretending) to know a lot about mushrooms, subarus, houseplants, and enneagram. This won't replace having a shitty personality, but it will get you about as far as anything else will. 

No dummy, thats called man-splaining. You go to the yoga class and act like you don’t know anything, and some chick will start explaining it to you.  

Caleb BR wrote:

I would recommend going to a farmers market and pretending (or not pretending) to know a lot about mushrooms, subarus, houseplants, and enneagram. This won't replace having a shitty personality, but it will get you about as far as anything else will. 

Is this something you tried?

John Clark wrote:

I believe OP’s name may be a joke about phoning a lesbian.

Never heard that one before lol. Good one

Russ Keane wrote:

You came to the wrong messageboard, I can tell you that much, young fella.

I met a wild, ridiculously horny girl through partner finder here recently. They exist. Her kink was cheating on her boyfriend, which i think is fucked up, so i bailed from the situation. I just wanted to climb, which never even happened. 

Collin Updike wrote:

This is super embarrassing but I don’t care. I’m 19, I live in Tennessee, I’m granola, and I want a girl I can climb with. 

Since everyone else responding up till now is, I think, a male, here’s a female’s opinion:

Nothing about this post, if taken seriously (which is a big IF, but I’m setting it aside for a moment, says to ANY girl I know, “this is the guy I want to climb with”. (Or hang out with, let alone date).

Just try for a second to look at it from a girl’s perspective.

Anything you bring to the table, other than your wants, and a tender age of 19? 

We said get ‘em Lena got em

Lena chita wrote:

Anything you bring to the table, other than your wants, and a tender age of 19? 

Well, he can register to vote now! And I'm sure he's eager...

Lena chita wrote:

Anything you bring to the table, other than your wants, and a tender age of 19? 

He's granola.

Dylan Watts wrote:

He's granola.

Being granola and bringing home the granola ain’t the same