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Ice Climbing related pick up lines/Puns?

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Jericho H · · Buena Vista, CO · Joined May 2018 · Points: 90

Asking for several of my friends. I noticed some of their tactics aren’t sticking well. Which seems screwed up, they’re real ice people. 

Curt Haire · · leavenworth, wa · Joined Jun 2011 · Points: 1

nuthing like a nice tight screw at -10f.  gits my tightest sticks in wet holes. etc...

Mark Pilate · · MN · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 25

Apparently some are just destined for loneliness 

Nick Herdeg · · Wheat Ridge, CO · Joined Sep 2018 · Points: 30

Hey girl I don't mean to crampon your style but you've got a nice axe 

Pete S · · Spokane, WA · Joined Jul 2020 · Points: 223

wow, look at that sweet line! ; cold hands, warm heart. ;  have checked out the hot spring yet?   All worked.  

Jericho H · · Buena Vista, CO · Joined May 2018 · Points: 90
Curt Haire wrote:

nuthing like a nice tight screw at -10f.  gits my tightest sticks in wet holes. etc...

You sure picked the 11/10 category for those. On a PG note… Chris Martin was asked to describe Ice Climbing in a few words. His response: a lot of Coldplay. 

Ira OMC · · Hardwick, VT , Bisbee, AZ · Joined Sep 2013 · Points: 414

"Hey baby, want to use my long screw for that V?"

Mark Pilate · · MN · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 25

Don’t know why you guys are trying to pick up girls ice climbing anyway… They’re all frigid. 

Nick Goldsmith · · NEK · Joined Aug 2009 · Points: 460

how about some hot Chai and scrabble by the woodstove.... 

Gunkiemike · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 3,687

Wrist flicks and chill?

Wanna Screw and Climbaxe? (Adirondack climbers will understand)

Cherokee Nunes · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2015 · Points: 0

Screw the ice, lets go to Cabo!

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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