Ice Climbing related pick up lines/Puns?
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Asking for several of my friends. I noticed some of their tactics aren’t sticking well. Which seems screwed up, they’re real ice people. |
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nuthing like a nice tight screw at -10f. gits my tightest sticks in wet holes. etc... |
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Apparently some are just destined for loneliness |
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Hey girl I don't mean to crampon your style but you've got a nice axe |
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wow, look at that sweet line! ; cold hands, warm heart. ; have checked out the hot spring yet? All worked. |
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Curt Haire wrote: You sure picked the 11/10 category for those. On a PG note… Chris Martin was asked to describe Ice Climbing in a few words. His response: a lot of Coldplay. |
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"Hey baby, want to use my long screw for that V?" |
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Don’t know why you guys are trying to pick up girls ice climbing anyway… They’re all frigid. |
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Wrist flicks and chill? Wanna Screw and Climbaxe? (Adirondack climbers will understand) |
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Screw the ice, lets go to Cabo! |