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The Ugly Feet Thread

curvenut · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2007 · Points: 0
Bruno Schull wrote:

Dylan!

Man...that blister.  I think the iodine effect picture is the maybe the best/worst?  

Really great that you could keep all the toes. 

I live in Switzerland and climb often in and around Chamonix--can I ask how your frostbite developed?  Too many days in cold/tight/wet boots?  One (or more) unplanned nights out?  Just curious so that I can hopefully avoid a similar fate!

All the best with the rehab. 

B

+1 for details on how to avoid frostbite.

LL2 · · Santa Fe, NM · Joined Sep 2016 · Points: 174

Damn. After two years, I had almost erased these images from my mind.

Jesus Crimpin Christ · · Phx · Joined Feb 2017 · Points: 0

this thread is fucked   

Bruno Schull · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2009 · Points: 0

I love whenever this thread comes back!  Let's leep it going!

Sofa King Watt · · Left side of the continent/… · Joined Dec 2015 · Points: 2,206

Holy shit! These look like Gollum’s feet from the Lord of the Rings.

These look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Quasimodo’s feet.


But damn Bruno! Good job! You definitely have THE Fugliest feet I have ever seen! I showed this pic to my girlfriend and she threw-up a little bit in her mouth!

Tradiban · · 951-527-7959 · Joined Jul 2020 · Points: 212
J R · · San Diego, CA · Joined Jun 2017 · Points: 50

Not my Feet, and idk if these things fit in the ugly category, but if this dude doesn’t climb, it’s a shame.  

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CdBfSuXg6JI/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

F r i t z · · (Currently on hiatus, new b… · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 1,155

I got featured once in Climbing Mag. Their foot photos were rookie material compared to this thread. https://www.climbing.com/photos/re-gram-9-photos-of-heinous-climber-feet/

Anyone looked into surgical toenail removal?

LL2 · · Santa Fe, NM · Joined Sep 2016 · Points: 174

If you know your feet are ugly, for the love of god don't wear Chacos on your first date. What were you thinking?  

J R · · San Diego, CA · Joined Jun 2017 · Points: 50
LL2 wrote:

If you know your feet are ugly, for the love of god don't wear Chacos on your first date. What were you thinking?  

‘if you can’t love me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best’ -someone in chacos with Nicaraguan toenail fungus, on their first (tinder probably) date. 

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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