New Yorker Caption Contest!

Yup, climbing is definitely mainstream. Here’s this week’s caption contest from the New Yorker.  Any ideas?

"I thought deciding to make climbing my life would feel different."

"Hello! I'm a face hold."

"Mind if I try to impress you with some beta that you obviously don't want?"

"Valar Morghulis"

This is so great, I cant wait to go buy some new stuff!

"Tiffany finally understood what face climbing was" or "She was sure this is what it meant to climb The Nose"

Your face is the crux!

"Because I didn't pass the belay test."

R&I Gym Climber: Volume 1, Issue 1.

"You should see where they put the T-nut!"

"I am not a pregnant I just like a full body harness!"

"Uh, could you move your right foot?"

"Brooklyn boulders is still a shithole" 

Just keep going!