FA Haters...

1. Moved to Moab in April...put time, money. And my own vision into some new routes...for anyone to enjoy....only to hear that ( employees of Pagan Mountaineering) are dissing me for it...I am a cook and only make 25k a year...but luv doing FAs..

Lololol

Don't give people the power to turn you into something you accuse them of being ... a hater.

Hmmm. The photos of April O'neil look nice. What's not to like?

That April route looks awesome. Nice find. You need to chill though, this post is a mess.

Dude, you’re 39. Grow up.

True...just venting...ugh

Sam Miller wrote: That April route looks awesome. Nice find. You need to chill though, this post is a mess.

True TY brother

Sam Miller wrote: That April route looks awesome. Nice find. You need to chill though, this post is a mess.

If a piece of rock in the middle of nowhere gets climbed and nobody sprays about it did it really get climbed?

Don't let those boys get you down, since Alf  left town they haven't had anyone to rag on constantly.

Dirt Bag Rage is a serious mental health issue. It usually comes from a lack of funds and too much time on the hands. Seek help.

Set the volume on yer ballsack bullhorn to “crush” and let’s get our libel on!

Maybe if we could get some details to this here drama. What specifically are they dissing you about on your routes? 

Tim Stich wrote: Maybe if we could get some details to this here drama. What specifically are they dissing you about on your routes? 

I have a lot of questions too.........

1. Were these ground up FAs or rap bolted?
2. Did you chop or modify the rock to make this happen?
3. Did you climb on wet sandstone?
4. Did you snake their routes they were saving?
5. Are the people at pagan actual pagans or just using the name 'cause it sounds cool and "edgy"?
6. Are they hating on you because you are or aren't an actual pagan?
7. Are they hating on you because you named a route hatin' pagans?
8. Has anyone involved (you or the climbing shop) considered the feelings of actual pagans in any of this?
9. Do you realize they are getting free publicity from this, and could attain cult status and/or sell thousands of their T-shirts as a result?

Mobes Mobesely wrote: If a piece of rock in the middle of nowhere gets climbed and nobody sprays about it did it really get climbed?

Don't let those boys get you down, since Alf  left town they haven't had anyone to rag on constantly.

Haha so confusious  way.  Ya thise dudes just suck

Tradgic Yogurt wrote:

Pretty sure they are neither cigarettes nor bundles of kindling.

Dude bro hahaha

Upstate Climber wrote:

Glad I know where all the gay climbers are these days and where to do my business when I'm in Moab

Happy belated Pride yall. June was Gay Pride if you missed it, but I guess July can be Gay Sloth. August can be Gay Wrath. November should definitely be Gay Gluttony though, what with Thanksgiving and all. What are the other three deadly sins? I don't feel like googling it, too lazy this month for some reason.

Well played sloth

Oh shet the dude is 39?

WTF?  

EDIT:  I take selfies and rant like a 15 year old!  Hi Five!

cassondra long wrote: Hmmm. The photos of April O'neil look nice. What's not to like?

where?

man, i have been keeping an eye on the routes you have been putting up and they look pretty f'ing sweet.  looking forward to getting on them when i get back out that way.  keep it up, that's what i say!

Only, Locals wrote: Oh shet the dude is 39?

WTF?  

EDIT:  I take selfies and rant like a 15 year old!  Hi Five!