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swamp crotch

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Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175

climbing friend,

is this some real thing that your americans they suffer from? I do not have this problem in norway, or either here after moving to your united state

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/

Calf-lete Osborne · · Huntsville, AL · Joined Apr 2016 · Points: 77

That's why I climb in a banana hammock in the Southeast. 

Zabadoo · · Grand Rapids, MI · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 15

Perfect Friday post.  

I use anti-hydral.  A little for the hands and a little for the places the sun don't shine.  "Thank you very much, myself".

Brian · · North Kingstown, RI · Joined Sep 2001 · Points: 799

In the military we called it crotch rot.  In the tropics if you wore tighty whiteys they get wet with sweat and cause fungus amongst your junkest.  We were told not to wear underwear in jungle environments.  Hence the term "going commando."

Ted Pinson · · Chicago, IL · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 252

Ooooooh.  It all makes sense now.

Dunder Thunder · · Ventura ca · Joined Jun 2016 · Points: 53
Tyler Osborne wrote:

That's why I climb in a banana hammock in the Southeast. 

Just the banana hammock?

BigB · · Red Rock, NV · Joined Feb 2015 · Points: 340

maybe u need "baby" powder

fuck you · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2017 · Points: 0
Aleks Zebastian wrote:

climbing friend,

is this some real thing that your americans they suffer from? I do not have this problem in norway, or either here after moving to your united state

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/

keepin' it classy~

scott fuzz · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 125

SC ain't got  nuttin on Jersey Crab- 

Nick Drake · · Kent, WA · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 651
Zabadoo wrote:

Perfect Friday post.  

I use anti-hydral.  A little for the hands and a little for the places the sun don't shine.  "Thank you very much, myself".

Man I don't want cracking in those creases   

Why not rub some rhino skin on your balls?

Andrew Reed · · Cañon City, CO · Joined Oct 2014 · Points: 56

Athletic, sweat wicking underwear 

Andrew Krajnik · · Plainfield, IL · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 1,739

I swear by SAXX underwear (saxxunderwear.com). (Yes, that's really what they're called.) They have what they refer to as the "ballpark pouch" (I'm not joking),which consists of extra panels of material that cradle your junk to keep it from sticking to your thighs. They are available in quick-dry moisture-wicking material (their quest boxer briefs are similar to Exofficio Give-N-Go material,but much better fit). They do an amazing job of preventing chafing of my southern "neckmeat". I don't even bother with Gold Bond any more.

Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175

climbing friend,

oh my! goodness! your american are quite gross! I shall think twice about shaking hands with unknown american climber next time. Who is knowing where their hands could have most recently been?

BigB · · Red Rock, NV · Joined Feb 2015 · Points: 340
 Aleks Zebastian wrote:

climbing friend,

oh my! goodness! your american are quite gross! I shall think twice about shaking hands with unknown american climber next time. Who is knowing where their hands could have most recently been?

in a apple pie?

djh860 · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2014 · Points: 110

jock itch

Buddy Smith · · GA · Joined May 2017 · Points: 40

If you wanna have some fun switch someone's talcum with powdered sugar. Icing on the balls. Hilarity ensues...

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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