reducing the naughty crotch bulge

climbing friend seb,

Are you smoking of the funny stuff?!?!?

Surely even I among bold flash and crushing maximum deadly exploding palm strength can be as the gentleman and consider the others and not flashing them and exposing them at all times to strangely accentuated harness naughty crotch bulge!

climbing friend stlee,

ho ho!

ha ha!

are you also smoking of hte funny stuff!?!?!?!

the climbing community they are insecure and needy, constantly looking around to other for comparison and reassurance, and performing effort to appear to be cool, perhaps why they begin climbing in first place, and constantly needing to prove worth as human being by advance gradings on the climbing rock, and if they cannot they are quite sad!

And believe me yes, no one would be caring about your naughty crotch bulge really, but believe me yes, they do notice and can't help but look.

So is it ethical that you say you shall not care about exposing others to your naughty crotch bulge, when you could take steps to lessen the effect with stiffer jeans or pants, or perhaps more fitting harness?

Ho ha myah!

Feature, not a bug.

Aleks,

You flex your neck meat, I flex my crotch meat. Then we shall see which meat the ladies prefer. Sorry those steroids shrunk your junk, shoulda thunk.

Crags, codpieces, and camel toes! Climb on!

I'm here for the photos..

Somehow I think that's a bigger problem in yoga classes Ewan...unless he REALLY likes rocks.

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Problem solved

climbing friend,

how would these be working with your harness? How you say, "hammer pant?"

Some friends of mine named a route Low Flying Monkey after one of the first ascensionist's love of wearing 70's style jogging shorts sans underwear.

On a side note, the new Zion pants display my package handsomely (or obnoxiously if you're one of my kids) with or without a harness.

Climbing friend,

I am very much friends with many transgender peoples of this country, and, according to my very accomodating transgender sources, there is only one thing that one can do to eliminate crotch bulge...

Aleks Zebastian wrote:climbing friend, how would these be working with your harness? How you say, "hammer pant?"