SEEKING MOUNTAIN MAN!!!!!

Yeah ladies we can have fun too!!!

Age:
non specified…… just mature, PLEASE

Looks:
Stinky men or overall dirtbags should NOT respond, and if you are too fat, too skinny, too short, too tall…. not interested, must have a solid 6-pack and big guns, but not the kind in a bottle or made to shoot. Skip the old ripped jeans and patched up jacket from 10 years ago. Not cool.

Climbing ability:
Must come with solid knowledge, skill and experience!!!! NO NOOBS!!!! I am not into teaching and I am not patient…… must be a trad climber and willing to journey on long and epic adventures. And no complaining when I want to lead all the rad shit!!!! A solid rack mandatory to complement my own badass rack. Must be a solid ice climber and mountaineer. No complaining during unplanned bivys in the winter, must have all relevant gear and have the experience to use it.

FInancial:
Yeah…… must be willing to support my ongoing quest for climbing. No living in the back of a Tacoma……. Tents are for the birds…….. Good food and wine should always be provided, in copious amounts……..

Political and religious views:
Leave those at home…… just accept mine!!!!

Other interests:
Climbing is all that matters so no kids, dogs, books, shows, football etc. It will not work.

Ummm...

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I thought someone started a similar post seeking mountain men, a few weeks ago when the 'mountain woman' post came up.
But I'd think YOU, dear Princess Mia, will have more luck than others. I am a virile male, complete with lots of trad gear, and will submit my application for said position if you wish to accept my meager efforts in the world of climbing as worthy of consideration. I thank you Miss Mia and wish you the best for today and in your future./;-)

I''m confused, you say, "NO BOOBS!!!" and then a bit down you brag about your "badass rack".

I heard you have a boat. Is it true? 'Cause if you have a boat... kinda changes everything!

(wait, sorry, that was NO NOOBS!!! my mistake.)

Princess is an apt name, but by your scorecard, you have earned it.

Kirk----- no man-boobs!

Did someone say 'boobs,I mean BOAT ? I double my application efforts now!

This guy meets your criteria:

Hey don't knock it.. I met my wife on mp.

the male version:

Age: young (age limit: cut my age in half and add 5)

Looks: spectacular

Climbing ability: must be able to belay

Financial: must be willing to live in the back of tacoma, supply PBR

Political and religious views: who cares?

other interests: Climbing is all that matters so no kids, dogs, books, shows, football etc. It will not work.

David Sahalie wrote:This guy meets your criteria:

funny shit ya ever in NY look us up always good food an wine no tents

FINALLY... I have a goal in life... other than climbing...

To add beyond smoking hot no older then 28 and must be a trust fund baby....

On long road trips " road head" is mandatory and not open for debate.

Must have excellent bedroom skills .

Must own a Chinese sex swing and know how to set one up in all kinds of conditions

Since this is climbing related bondage skills are a plus.

Extra credit is extended if you can preform said bondage skills with webbing, procord or a pass or alpine equalizer.

Try Pm'ing Ying. She probably has a few leftover Silver Medalists from her original Mountain Man post that she could toss your way.

Locker wrote: 2. at least two teeth

Princess Mia wrote: Good food and wine should always be provided, in copies amounts

furrymurry wrote: For the level of distinguished man you are looking for, I'd suggest you meet him halfway and learn to spell "copious."

you see what I mean……. at the constant mercy of the iPhone, fast fingers, and quick submit button presses… sigh….

I'm going climbing!

Climbing right now? Sweet sounds like an evening Solo of the Fang? Way to go! If that's the case you are head and shoulders better than the Porn Star, Rocket Scientist, Ballerina that seems to be where the dudes have set their standards.

Mia- you'll have your choice, but beware the obvious.