dream canyon stories
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Along the lines of the Garden of the Gods thread - |
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Yep, I've done multiple routes where looking down was not an option (not a homophobe, but yeech). But those dudes were doing what they were doing waaaaay before the climbers showed up in their area. At least you always have a wicked story to go along with your boring old climbing crap story. Ha!!! |
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I've got this 'friend..." yeah, 'friend' who decided to see what all teh hub-bub was about and decided to go to dream canyon for something other than climbing with his girlfriend, who was a little shy. Anyway, after kind of convincing her that there was nobody around, they got more or less walked in on while skinny dipping and playing around. Maybe not X rated, but at least R. |
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My husband Danny and I were climbing in Dream Canyon last year - not knowing what the place was about - although I kind of figured it out with all the rainbows and such. Anyway, we topped out and began walking back to the trail and I saw these little red bottles laying everywhere, like a putz, I pick one up, ask what is this (I thought it was maybe a shot gun shell or some nail polish) - turn the bottle over - only to see a naked man silhouette on the bottle - AHHHHHH - It was a used bottle of anal lube!!!! |
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I did the hike from upper to lower as a first date. Part way through, I saw a dude spread eagle sun bathing. I got out a "hey..." before he rolled over and my date walked up. I love the climbing up there. |
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only nudity I've seen up there was a super attractive young lady doing a photo shoot on the stream. |
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I didn't inspect it long enough to determine the presence of santorum - hopefully they dropped it before engaging.... Ummm, I think I just threw up in my mouth (not that I am homophobic, but santorum is nasty whichever way you examine it) - and I need to wash my hands again. Wait, is that the "Crying Game" I hear playing in the background.... |
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yeah - gross, I just googled it myself. |
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The weirdest thing we have seen was a guy hiking in tennis shoes, a thong, and a sun hat! He was carrying a backpack, but who knows what was in it. Go Dream Canyon and watch out for red bottles! |
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Ray Lovestead wrote: Hank - when do you figure they first got on the scene? Any inside info on that one?An old girlfriend saw "the boys" while trail running in 1990-91. I could be wrong, but I don't think there was much, or any route development at the time. |