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Ray Lovestead · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2008 · Points: 108

Along the lines of the Garden of the Gods thread -

A good friend of mine (female) was in dream canyon looking for a spot to pee and came across a busy couple of gents doing unspeakable acts of carnal pleasure.

Surely others have interesting stories from that particularly popular playhouse of pleasure.

Ray

Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643

Yep, I've done multiple routes where looking down was not an option (not a homophobe, but yeech). But those dudes were doing what they were doing waaaaay before the climbers showed up in their area. At least you always have a wicked story to go along with your boring old climbing crap story. Ha!!!

Tony B · · Around Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 24,677

I've got this 'friend..." yeah, 'friend' who decided to see what all teh hub-bub was about and decided to go to dream canyon for something other than climbing with his girlfriend, who was a little shy. Anyway, after kind of convincing her that there was nobody around, they got more or less walked in on while skinny dipping and playing around. Maybe not X rated, but at least R.

Anyway, "going both ways" means something different to climbers in Dream canyon. Rather than being bisexual, it's mroe like cross training- some days you are the Ogler, some days the oglee.

BTW- good fishing down there, it look like- saw a lot of trout.

Stefanie Van Wychen · · Denver, CO · Joined Mar 2005 · Points: 75

My husband Danny and I were climbing in Dream Canyon last year - not knowing what the place was about - although I kind of figured it out with all the rainbows and such. Anyway, we topped out and began walking back to the trail and I saw these little red bottles laying everywhere, like a putz, I pick one up, ask what is this (I thought it was maybe a shot gun shell or some nail polish) - turn the bottle over - only to see a naked man silhouette on the bottle - AHHHHHH - It was a used bottle of anal lube!!!!

eliclimbs · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2008 · Points: 35

I did the hike from upper to lower as a first date. Part way through, I saw a dude spread eagle sun bathing. I got out a "hey..." before he rolled over and my date walked up. I love the climbing up there.

Eli

Micahisaac · · Fort Collins, CO · Joined Apr 2006 · Points: 85

only nudity I've seen up there was a super attractive young lady doing a photo shoot on the stream.

Stef, make sure to wash your hands, one more time can't hurt:p

Stefanie Van Wychen · · Denver, CO · Joined Mar 2005 · Points: 75

I didn't inspect it long enough to determine the presence of santorum - hopefully they dropped it before engaging.... Ummm, I think I just threw up in my mouth (not that I am homophobic, but santorum is nasty whichever way you examine it) - and I need to wash my hands again. Wait, is that the "Crying Game" I hear playing in the background....

Ray Lovestead · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2008 · Points: 108

yeah - gross, I just googled it myself.

OH and check this out!

santorum.com/

Hank - when do you figure they first got on the scene? Any inside info on that one?

coop Best · · Glenwood Springs, CO · Joined Jan 2005 · Points: 485

The weirdest thing we have seen was a guy hiking in tennis shoes, a thong, and a sun hat! He was carrying a backpack, but who knows what was in it. Go Dream Canyon and watch out for red bottles!

Hank Caylor · · Livin' in the Junk! · Joined Dec 2003 · Points: 643
Ray Lovestead wrote: Hank - when do you figure they first got on the scene? Any inside info on that one?
An old girlfriend saw "the boys" while trail running in 1990-91. I could be wrong, but I don't think there was much, or any route development at the time.
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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