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Climbing Memes IX

Mark OB · · PA · Joined Apr 2018 · Points: 50

Nick Henscheid · · Tucson, AZ · Joined Feb 2013 · Points: 625

brian n · · Manchester, WA · Joined Sep 2016 · Points: 87

Redacted Redactberg · · "a world travella" · Joined Feb 2020 · Points: 27

Mike J · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2023 · Points: 0

Cherokee Nunes · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2015 · Points: 0

Hank Hudley · · Georgia · Joined Feb 2022 · Points: 0

Ally L · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2019 · Points: 40

When you grab your rappel device and forget that the rap you just did was hella long:

Mike J · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2023 · Points: 0

MattH · · CO mostly · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 1,339

Ally L · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2019 · Points: 40

When people argue about the ground up ascent/FA/FFA/development of the shittiest, dirtiest, no-guidebook-listed route at the local chosspile:


Nick Henscheid · · Tucson, AZ · Joined Feb 2013 · Points: 625

Mike J · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2023 · Points: 0

Mike J · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2023 · Points: 0

It all began with the forging of the great Petzl Connects. Three were given to the Chamonix guides; immortal, wisest and with the biggest egos of all climbers. Seven, to the Polish alpinists, masters of the 8000 meter mountains. And nine, nine tethers were gifted to the Spiders of Lecco, who above all else desire fame in the climbing world. Unfortunately they don't speak english so they're kind of in a world of their own.

Within these tethers was bound the strength to withstand any FF2 fall.

But they were all of them deceived, for another thing was made. In the land of America, in the fires of Mountain Dew, the Dark Lord Skot forged in secret, a master thing, to control all others.

And into this thing he poured all his creativity, his knowledge and his will to dominate big walls. One thing to rule them all. One by one, the free climbers of the World fell to the power of the Alfifi.

Shaniac · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 24

Matthew Bertolatus · · Minneapolis, MN · Joined Aug 2018 · Points: 90

Jabroni McChufferson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2024 · Points: 0

Skibo · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2016 · Points: 5
Jabroni McChufferson wrote:

Unless you really fuck up, you'll get there.

Kyle McPheeters · · Chattanooga, TN · Joined Nov 2013 · Points: 1

Bolting Karen · · La Sal, UT · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 56

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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