Mustard or ketchup?

There is only one condiment.

Tim A-C wrote:

Homies are literally insane. When's the last time you used ketchup in a good sauce?? Mustard obviously. 

Ketchup makes an incredible base for BBQ sauces

Mustard more versatile and better on sandwiches.

Morgen N wrote:

Ketchup makes an incredible base for BBQ sauces

As does mustard in that South Carolina style. 

You ever dribble a dirty dollop of sriracha mayo all over your smoked baby clams with peppered almonds? Maybe it would be even better with Wakame? Trust me, that pure stank of the sea’s gonna make you climb harder than the phantom nail of Tommy Caldwell’s ghost finger.

In this gastric invocation, you pay spiritual tithes to the alpine monks who are drunk only on the wine of vertical adventure, their quest to know the secrets and way that is true. And here, crashing your body like a salty lick of wave breaking upon the rocky crests of the Sierra Nevada mountain range, you spend your surging foam upon the rock strata in order to truly perceive  the great stone Mountains that are home to the purest, truest, and cruelest spirits of air and earth.

Colonel Mustard wrote:

smoked baby clams

Mr Mustard, these are some of my favorite treats. Glad to see someone else crushes these while out climbing.

BBQ sauce. 

Double J wrote:

BBQ sauce. 

That’s just ‘roided up Ketchup, Jon

both are free in packets

at every fast food place

and every deli

every truck stop