Climbing Memes 4.0

This version of Clippy should be the MP Forum mascot.

Desert Rock Sports wrote:

I made this

David K wrote:

I made this

sure you did

Me selecting the next climb after a boulder bro flashes my project:

Andy Eiter wrote:

This version of Clippy should be the MP Forum mascot.

(I’ve had this saved for a couple of years; I apologize for not being able to give proper credit)

This is one of mine. Perhaps my greatest work.

Josh Z wrote:

This is one of mine. Perhaps my greatest work.

Lone Pine wrote:

Are you saying that roadcut choss bouldering in a national park with classic rock climbing isn't four stars? And maybe the person putting them up has no idea what v7 is?

Every time I see a low grade bouldering 'FA' in a popular location in the 'What's New' page I brace for the stupidity.

Edit to placate the meme police:

How MP route comments make 5.7 trad sound:

MattH wrote:

How MP route comments make 5.7 trad sound:

That would be 5.8 in the Gunks.

Shaniac wrote:

MattH wrote:

Are you saying that roadcut choss bouldering in a national park with classic rock climbing isn't four stars? And maybe the person putting them up has no idea what v7 is?

Every time I see a low grade bouldering 'FA' in a popular location in the 'What's New' page I brace for the stupidity.

My favorite from this braj is "First established by Jonathan Hogue, this boulder was scoped out by many local climbers before being put it up in 2016." Describing himself in the third person as the pioneer of this road cut is pretty damn funny . 

when you can’t climb a pitch but your belayer says it’s only 5.6