Climbing Memes 4.0

excuse generator doll

Cory Reynolds wrote:

Not to get aggro but...

I rarely get a chance to place either:

Lone Pine wrote:

Climbers who don't like wearing helmets be like

Me: doesn't wear a helmet

Reason: broke 

#textpostgang

Hank Hudley wrote:

Me: doesn't wear a helmet

Reason: broke 

Josh Rappoport wrote:

I was at the gym when it started raining yesterday. The joy was real.

Visiting relatives who aren't climbers and are trying to make conversation

Somehow your leader climbed over, under, and back over three ropes and someone else clipped your gear

Showed up to the base at 11am and now I get to pretend I’m cool at a hanging belay, watching some dude break down an anchor for 10 minutes while my harness is cutting into my thighs like Play-Dough. It’s three pieces, t-t-t-today Junior!

Woah dude, avert your eyes!

Ally Llama wrote:

Showed up to the base at 11am and now I get to pretend I’m cool at a hanging belay, 

Ally Llama wrote:

It’s three pieces, t-t-t-today Junior!