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You Bastards 

YDS: 5.11 French: 6c+ Ewbanks: 23 UIAA: VIII- ZA: 23 British: E4 5c

Type:  Sport, 105'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.11 French: 6c+ Ewbanks: 23 UIAA: VIII- ZA: 23 British: E4 5c [details]
FA: Scott Ayers, Eric Fazio-Rhicard, Glenn Todd, Mark Hathaway
Season: Shaded After 12 Noon
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Submitted By: Hendrixson on Aug 13, 2012

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BETA PHOTO: You Killed Kenny in red You Bastards in Yellow Tal...


The longest and arguably the best route at South Park, You Bastards shares two bolts with They Killed Kenny before venturing right across a low angle ledge. Pull a series of overhung blocks to complete the first crux and be rewarded with a ledge that allows for full recovery. Continue on easier ground for a few bolts until a nearly featureless headwall is encountered. After ninety feet of climbing it is time for the second and harder crux. Delicately balance your way through nothingness before a final ledge and the last few bolts. Upon completion of this massive journey you are lowered in a jungle of small trees.


You Bastards shares two bolts with You Killed Kenny before trending right. To the left is Conjoined Twin Myslexia; to the right is Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo, Indirect. There is a large fallen tree 10 feet back from the wall nearby.


16 bolts to chains.

Note this route is 105ft. If you are using a 60m rope be sure to tie a knot at the end and be careful when lowering.

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By Mitchell Beiser 1
From: Tucson, Arizona
Sep 17, 2014

Trying to get this route dialed in. I may be completely wrong but near the same height as the they killed kenny chains, does this route swing left to follow the angled slopers or am I off route?
By Hendrixson
From: Tucson, AZ
Sep 17, 2014

It has been two years but that sounds right. I recall a high crux that involves tenuous moves to the left of the bolts. I don't remember the specific sequence; just a vague recollection.
By 1Eric Rhicard
Sep 17, 2014

You are only off route if you climbed way way off of the bolt line. This route setter tends to plumb line the bolts. If I am in doubt I will TR the section I avoided which generally gives me a good idea if I cheated myself or it is contrived to the point of being silly.
By Hendrixson
From: Tucson, AZ
Sep 17, 2014

Well said EFR. If I am comfortable with the fall, it's on route.
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