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Wish You Were Beer 

YDS: 5.12+ French: 7c Ewbanks: 28 UIAA: IX ZA: 27 British: E6 6b

Type:  Trad, 2 pitches, 200'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.12+ French: 7c Ewbanks: 28 UIAA: IX ZA: 27 British: E6 6b [details]
FA: Earle, Favresse
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Submitted By: m-earle on Oct 28, 2008

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I'll try and get a better pic...


If this route wasn't guarded by 100 feet of heinous choss, it would be a mega classic. While the dubious first pitch isn't nearly as dangerous as it was for the first ascensionists, it still has some loose bits. Tread lightly.

P1-5.10 Climb fingers in a shallow right-facing corner up to a loose ledge, then up double cracks. Continue up and left (watch for loose bits) to the top of a small pillar. 110'

P2-5.12+ Money. Climb the beautiful offset splitter to the top of some blocks (could probably be trundled, but they are HUGE). 90'


This is the obvious long thin, offset splitter up and left of Goodbye Cruel World.


In camalots...
1 1
1-2 .75
4-5 .5
4-5 .4
2 .3

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By m-earle
From: USA
Oct 28, 2008

A third pitch could probably be pushed, but the crack looks like it seams-out. Might want to warn people if you're getting on this route, we cleaned it up pretty good, but there is still stuff that could go...
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