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What is your definition of a climber?

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J Q · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 50

Can anyone call themselves a climber? Do you need to have a certain proficiency to be called a climber? Do all climbers punt and chuff or do many people label themselves as a "climber" when in fact they are gaping nooblets? What is your definition?

Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0

climb¡Per [ klÇ|mər ]
1.somebody who climbs mountains: somebody who climbs rocks or mountains as a sport

2.plant that clings: a plant that attaches itself to other plants or objects such as posts and walls as it grows

3.somebody advancing socially: somebody who steadily gains in rank or status, especially somebody who is unscrupulous and ambitious

Synonyms: mountaineer, rock climber, hiker, walker, rambler, backpacker.

I personally prefer to call myself a chuffer, sounds cooler.

Ben Brotelho · · Albany, NY · Joined May 2011 · Points: 520

I only scramble...therefore I am a scrambler. I think climbing because you love climbing will keep you from ever truly giving a shite what labels others apply to themselves

Jon Zucco · · Denver, CO · Joined Aug 2008 · Points: 245

I'm a person who enjoys climbing.

Bobby Hanson · · Spokane, WA · Joined Oct 2001 · Points: 1,230

Nice troll, Jonhy. Still getting off by bullying people, I see. Have fun with that.

Steve Williams · · The state of confusion · Joined Jul 2005 · Points: 235

Jim Donini

Bobby Hanson · · Spokane, WA · Joined Oct 2001 · Points: 1,230
Steve Williams wrote:Jim Donini
+1
Anonymous · · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0
chufftard wrote:I climb 5.9 trad. Solid. I sometimes go to a sporto crag and toprope a 5.10. First lets define who climbers are not: anyone grade chasing, chipping, gluing, hangdogging, training, climbing in the gym unless it is raining.
Wow! I know a lot of dudes that were into the chipping and gluing crap awhile back. They are way more of climbers than I am. Those dudes are gnarly.

And some of the people that I see in the gym go on epic week long climbing trips, they are real climbers but climb in the gym way more than even me.

Hate on Haters
Mark E Dixon · · Possunt, nec posse videntur · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 974

37 or more points on Moutain Project

Scott McMahon · · Boulder, CO · Joined Feb 2006 · Points: 1,425

I'm probably not a climber for responding to this, but really it's anyone that had the passion. No matter what discipline, experience, grade etc it's all about the love and drive.

Climbing is about passion and the love of the lifestyle.

NC Rock Climber · · The Oven, AKA Phoenix · Joined Dec 2009 · Points: 60

Some Catholic priests like to climb on little boys. Does that make them climbers?

Parker Kempf · · Bellingham, WA · Joined Jul 2011 · Points: 210

if it isn't at least a grade VI bigwall, it's all practice climbing

so most climbers are in fact "practice climbers"

duh

Tom Caldwell · · Clemson, S.C. · Joined Jun 2009 · Points: 3,623

Not this awful thread again... always leads to the ultimate question, are gym climbers climbers? Some sections on all climbing sites are like living in the movie Groundhog's Day.

Nate Castner · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 45
TomCaldwell wrote:Not this awful thread again... always leads to the ultimate question, are gym climbers climbers? Some sections on all climbing sites are like living in the movie Groundhog's Day.
Sadly this is what all forums end up like. "Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
Greg D · · Here · Joined Apr 2006 · Points: 883

I prefer to call myself a "clucker", a glimber that vacks.

Remember, it is better to be a glimber that vacks than a vacker that glimbs.

Clucking: collegehumor.com/video/3492…

Dankasaurus · · Lyons, CO · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 85
The Douche of Hazard wrote: Hate on Haters
Haters gon' hate, is that it? Deep, man.

In other news...

Chuffers gon' chuff.

Climbers gon' climb.

Poopers gon' poop.

Gapers gon' gape.

Titties gon' bounce.

etc...etc.
Tony B · · Around Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 24,665
Jonhy Q wrote: What is your definition?
Someone who's done more pitches than posting...
Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,241
TomCaldwell wrote:Not this awful thread again... always leads to the ultimate question, are gym climbers climbers? Some sections on all climbing sites are like living in the movie Groundhog's Day.
Recycled material for sure, covered before by better, but maybe paraphrased a little differently. But I guess we be hatin' if we don't pat the arrogant prick's little head and tell he done good, he done really good. Meh. Post. Logout.
Olaf Mitchell · · Paia, Maui, Hi, · Joined Mar 2007 · Points: 4,190

I posted this on "Da Tako" a couple of weeks back it seems to fit in this space as well.

Surfing v. Climbing... Complimentary Pursuits?

Olaf Mitchell said,

"IMHO: Climbing is the act of ascending rock,ice,plastic and any mix of terrain or techniques be it sport or trad on cracks (finger-off width),slab,big wall,free,aid,bouldering,indoor,steep waterfall ice,dry tooling,steep snow,and all the various grades and technical difficulties of each.

IMHO: Surfing is riding waves of any size or condition on any craft or vehicle including long board,short board,body board,body, sail board,kite board,tow-in,outrigger canoe,SUP,or kayak,even jet ski for that matter?"

Nick Stayner · · Wymont Kingdom · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 2,315
Kruger wrote:Somebody who climbs rocks or ice on a regular basis.
Quite possibly the most profound, insightful, and sardonically humorous comment I've ever heard on the issue! Thank you for your contributions to this website!
Olaf Mitchell · · Paia, Maui, Hi, · Joined Mar 2007 · Points: 4,190
Kruger wrote:Somebody who climbs rocks or ice on a regular basis.
+ 1
Spot on m8
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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