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James Beissel
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Apr 13, 2010
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Aug 2004
· Points: 905
I think it's time to fire up the TNO Machine again! How about next Tuesday afternoon/evening? Shall we ease into the season with something like Huston Crack or cut to the chase with something a little more rowdy? Warning: Wide Crack
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James Beissel
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Apr 13, 2010
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Aug 2004
· Points: 905
Wide cracks within an hour of Boulder (ongoing list) AKA "Boulder Hardman" Offwidth Training Circuit Admission Crack - Upper Infirmary Slabs, South Saint Vrain Canyon Too Dumb to Sleep In - North Table Mountain, Golden Bailey's Overhang - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon Upstairs - Upper Peanuts, Eldorado Canyon Electric Fountain Crack - Achean Pronouncement, Flatirons Twistoflex - Cadillac Crag, Eldorado Canyon Ruper - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon Osiris - The Book, Lumpy Ridge Tombstone - Tombstone, Lumpy Ridge Huston Crack - Cob Rock, Boulder Canyon Free the Ostriches - Long Walk Rock, Boulder Canyon Wide Pride - North Table Mountain, Golden The Bowels - The Quarry Wall, Golden Imperfect Offwidth - Pebble Beach, The Flatirons Off Width Her Head! - Sunset Wall, Flatirons Get Smart - Upper Security Risk, Boulder Canyon Skunk Crack - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon Wolf's Tooth - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge Funeral March - West Ridge, Eldorado Canyon Marry Me, Becky - The Quarry Wall, Golden Grand Giraffe - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon Bookmark OW - The Bookmark, Lumpy Ridge Inside Straight - The Bookmark, Lumpy Ridge Hot Licks - The Bookend, Lumpy Ridge Quick Silver - West Ridge, Eldorado Canyon Hand Crack - The Box, Flatirons Cunning Stunt - The Maiden, Flatirons Offwidth Bulge - The Quarry Wall, Golden Gates of Eden - Bell Buttress, Boulder Canyon Doin' The Band - Jungle Wall, Big Thompson Canyon Coffin Crack - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon By Gully - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon Super Squeeze - The Dome, Boulder Canyon Crack of Desperation - Vampire Rock, Boulder Canyon Tiger's Tooth - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge Euclid's Corner - Ridge 3, Flatirons Initial Hangover - West Ridge, Eldorado Canyon Turnkorner - Sundance Buttress, Lumpy Ridge Captain Beyond - Mickey Mouse Wall, Eldorado Mountain Right Side? aka Bong Session - Black Widow Slab, Boulder Canyon Crack of Dawn - Sleeping Beauty, Boulder Canyon The Devil's Plaything - Devil's Wings, Flatirons Bacon Bits - Physical Crag, Eldorado Canyon Crack a Beer - Bumbling Stock, Clear Creek Canyon Offwidth - The Monestary, Big Thompson Canyon Dreams Of Darkness - Sobo Buttress, Eldorado Canyon Far Out - Ridge 2, Flatirons Twister - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge The Diving Board - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon Simian's Way - Mickey Mouse Wall, Eldorado Mountain The Umph Slot - The Dome, Boulder Canyon Crack of Fear - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge Under The Influence - Ridge 4, Flatirons On-Slot - Continental Crag, Eldorado Canyon Acrophile - The Acrophile, South Saint Vrain Canyon Peaches and Cream - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge Haradrim - Upper Infirmary Slabs, South Saint Vrain Canyon Bacon and Ergs - Physical Crag, Eldorado Canyon Truth - The Bookend, Lumpy Ridge Buildering Blockbuster Offwidth - 28th St & Arapahoe Shopping Center Honorable Mention stuff that is wide, but doesn't require OW tech Athlete's Feat - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon Yoni - Achean Pronouncement, Flatirons Grandmother's Challenge - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon Burly Man - North Table Mountain, Golden Rumors and Such Animal Magnetism - Closed ??? - Buttonrock Dam Welcome To The Jungle - Jungle Wall, Big Thompson Canyon Fin City #3 Offwidth, Lumpy Ridge
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James Beissel
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Apr 13, 2010
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Aug 2004
· Points: 905
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Chris Plesko
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Apr 13, 2010
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Westminster, CO
· Joined Oct 2007
· Points: 485
Yes! Time to do this. I just got a #6 C4 I can contribute to lead attempts this year ;) I'd be up for starting easy on Huston but will grovel up whatever. Now where did I put my old jeans...
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Rios
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Apr 13, 2010
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CO
· Joined Jan 2010
· Points: 5
damn this sounds like fun!
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James Beissel
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Apr 13, 2010
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Aug 2004
· Points: 905
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mountainsense
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Apr 13, 2010
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jul 2008
· Points: 455
Hey Andy, Zac, Tuesday Night Offwidth sounds like a alot of fun! We should road-trip to Boulder and check this out! S
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Leah Leaves
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Apr 14, 2010
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined May 2007
· Points: 215
Yewww!!!! TNO is back!! I'm sooo stoked ... except I can't come next Tuesday :( I hope this keeps going ...
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GabeO
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Apr 14, 2010
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Boston, MA
· Joined May 2006
· Points: 302
I'll skip Huston, but I'm in for whatever's next. Oomph, maybe? GO
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Tony B
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Apr 14, 2010
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Around Boulder, CO
· Joined Jan 2001
· Points: 24,665
One man's Thrash is another man's Pleasure. James Beissel wrote:Wide cracks within an hour of Boulder (ongoing list) AKA Boulder Hardman Offwidth Training Circuit I've done most of that list (30+) and FA'd 5 of them. I thought of at least one you missed though: Far Out Cunning Stunt (on the Maiden) might also get a mention if you were listing them. Not everyone has 5" fists...
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Scott McMahon
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Apr 14, 2010
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Feb 2006
· Points: 1,425
Tuesday's no bueno, at least till school gets out.
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Tim C
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Apr 14, 2010
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Lakewood, CO
· Joined Nov 2007
· Points: 215
I'm down for some "fun" offwidth... or is it a chimney? :-)
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James Beissel
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Apr 14, 2010
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Aug 2004
· Points: 905
Tony - I pulled many of those routes from your posts the last few times this thread has been around...so thanks for your contributions both as an FA and a curator. Cunning Stunt is a good one. Had almost forgot!
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Andrew McLean
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Apr 15, 2010
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Oct 2006
· Points: 370
Im in on this now for sure. I need to put some scratches on my #6 as well. Drew
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Andrew McLean
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Apr 15, 2010
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Oct 2006
· Points: 370
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Tony B
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Apr 15, 2010
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Around Boulder, CO
· Joined Jan 2001
· Points: 24,665
He should add Super Squeeze- for me it;s a squeeze chimney, as I can just barely get my butt pulled through it if I let my legs dnagle and then wobble up. For larger people... well, good luck.
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James Beissel
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Apr 15, 2010
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Aug 2004
· Points: 905
Added both of those suggestions to the list along with Athlete's Feat, which made honorable mention since the wide sections are more about liebacks and knee bars. Has anyone ever gone around the outside on Super Squeeze?
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Dan Mottinger
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Apr 18, 2010
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jan 2001
· Points: 1,785
Sounds like fun Jim, I should make it this week.
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Terry Fisher
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Apr 19, 2010
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jan 2002
· Points: 265
I'm out of shape and fat so I should be able to just jamb em' straight up! LOL Anyway, I'm game, where is it this week?
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James Beissel
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Apr 19, 2010
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Aug 2004
· Points: 905
Huston Crack at Cob Rock will be the venue tomorrow (4/20/2010). I'll be getting there around 5:00, but folks are welcome to show up earlier or later. See you there!
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James Beissel
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Apr 21, 2010
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Boulder, CO
· Joined Aug 2004
· Points: 905
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