Tuesday Night Offwidth 2010 - "Stack 'Til You Yack" Tour

I think it's time to fire up the TNO Machine again!

How about next Tuesday afternoon/evening?

Shall we ease into the season with something like Huston Crack or cut to the chase with something a little more rowdy?

Wide cracks within an hour of Boulder (ongoing list)

AKA

"Boulder Hardman" Offwidth Training Circuit

Admission Crack - Upper Infirmary Slabs, South Saint Vrain Canyon
Too Dumb to Sleep In - North Table Mountain, Golden
Bailey's Overhang - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon
Upstairs - Upper Peanuts, Eldorado Canyon
Electric Fountain Crack - Achean Pronouncement, Flatirons
Twistoflex - Cadillac Crag, Eldorado Canyon
Ruper - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon
Osiris - The Book, Lumpy Ridge
Tombstone - Tombstone, Lumpy Ridge
Huston Crack - Cob Rock, Boulder Canyon
Free the Ostriches - Long Walk Rock, Boulder Canyon
Wide Pride - North Table Mountain, Golden
The Bowels - The Quarry Wall, Golden
Imperfect Offwidth - Pebble Beach, The Flatirons
Off Width Her Head! - Sunset Wall, Flatirons
Get Smart - Upper Security Risk, Boulder Canyon
Skunk Crack - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon
Wolf's Tooth - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge
Funeral March - West Ridge, Eldorado Canyon
Marry Me, Becky - The Quarry Wall, Golden
Grand Giraffe - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon
Bookmark OW - The Bookmark, Lumpy Ridge
Inside Straight - The Bookmark, Lumpy Ridge
Hot Licks - The Bookend, Lumpy Ridge
Quick Silver - West Ridge, Eldorado Canyon
Hand Crack - The Box, Flatirons
Cunning Stunt - The Maiden, Flatirons
Offwidth Bulge - The Quarry Wall, Golden
Gates of Eden - Bell Buttress, Boulder Canyon
Doin' The Band - Jungle Wall, Big Thompson Canyon
Coffin Crack - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon
By Gully - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon
Super Squeeze - The Dome, Boulder Canyon
Crack of Desperation - Vampire Rock, Boulder Canyon
Tiger's Tooth - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge
Euclid's Corner - Ridge 3, Flatirons
Initial Hangover - West Ridge, Eldorado Canyon
Turnkorner - Sundance Buttress, Lumpy Ridge
Captain Beyond - Mickey Mouse Wall, Eldorado Mountain
Right Side? aka Bong Session - Black Widow Slab, Boulder Canyon
Crack of Dawn - Sleeping Beauty, Boulder Canyon
The Devil's Plaything - Devil's Wings, Flatirons
Bacon Bits - Physical Crag, Eldorado Canyon
Crack a Beer - Bumbling Stock, Clear Creek Canyon
Offwidth - The Monestary, Big Thompson Canyon
Dreams Of Darkness - Sobo Buttress, Eldorado Canyon
Far Out - Ridge 2, Flatirons
Twister - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge
The Diving Board - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon
Simian's Way - Mickey Mouse Wall, Eldorado Mountain
The Umph Slot - The Dome, Boulder Canyon
Crack of Fear - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge
Under The Influence - Ridge 4, Flatirons
On-Slot - Continental Crag, Eldorado Canyon
Acrophile - The Acrophile, South Saint Vrain Canyon
Peaches and Cream - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge
Haradrim - Upper Infirmary Slabs, South Saint Vrain Canyon
Bacon and Ergs - Physical Crag, Eldorado Canyon
Truth - The Bookend, Lumpy Ridge

Buildering
Blockbuster Offwidth - 28th St & Arapahoe Shopping Center

Honorable Mention
stuff that is wide, but doesn't require OW tech

Athlete's Feat - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon
Yoni - Achean Pronouncement, Flatirons
Grandmother's Challenge - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon
Burly Man - North Table Mountain, Golden

Rumors and Such
Animal Magnetism - Closed
??? - Buttonrock Dam
Welcome To The Jungle - Jungle Wall, Big Thompson Canyon
Fin City #3 Offwidth, Lumpy Ridge

Yes! Time to do this. I just got a #6 C4 I can contribute to lead attempts this year ;)

I'd be up for starting easy on Huston but will grovel up whatever. Now where did I put my old jeans...

damn this sounds like fun!

I think he meant "fun"

Hey Andy, Zac,
Tuesday Night Offwidth sounds like a alot of fun! We should road-trip to Boulder and check this out! S

Yewww!!!! TNO is back!! I'm sooo stoked ... except I can't come next Tuesday :( I hope this keeps going ...

I'll skip Huston, but I'm in for whatever's next. Oomph, maybe?

GO

One man's Thrash is another man's Pleasure.

James Beissel wrote:Wide cracks within an hour of Boulder (ongoing list) AKA Boulder Hardman Offwidth Training Circuit

Tuesday's no bueno, at least till school gets out.

I'm down for some "fun" offwidth... or is it a chimney? :-)

Tony - I pulled many of those routes from your posts the last few times this thread has been around...so thanks for your contributions both as an FA and a curator.

Cunning Stunt is a good one. Had almost forgot!

Im in on this now for sure. I need to put some scratches on my #6 as well.

Drew

Hey James,

This list is totally rad! I don't see Coffin Crack though and that is on my list for sure!

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Drew

He should add Super Squeeze- for me it;s a squeeze chimney, as I can just barely get my butt pulled through it if I let my legs dnagle and then wobble up. For larger people... well, good luck.

Added both of those suggestions to the list along with Athlete's Feat, which made honorable mention since the wide sections are more about liebacks and knee bars.

Has anyone ever gone around the outside on Super Squeeze?

Sounds like fun Jim, I should make it this week.

I'm out of shape and fat so I should be able to just jamb em' straight up! LOL Anyway, I'm game, where is it this week?

Huston Crack at Cob Rock will be the venue tomorrow (4/20/2010).

I'll be getting there around 5:00, but folks are welcome to show up earlier or later. See you there!

We had a mellow night at Huston. Chris and Aaron made it up from Westminster and both cranked on Huston crack. Nice job, guys!