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Dec 6, 2011
Hippos kill people
No i'm not talking about Kitty and Alf, that's another story.

Just wondering if this class act ever met up with his damsel in toprope distress?

See photo.
Missed Connection
Missed Connection


But in case it comes out grainy, Text reads, "Missed Connection: Blond Girl, those noises you make struggling on top rope are top notch!!! we should get together. Aww yeah.
(p.s. I have whiskey)"
germsauce
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Dec 6, 2011
Nothing is more attractive than watching a girl toprope epic. Ralph Steel Dragon Dude
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Dec 6, 2011
Word around the creek was that germsauce made those same noises before bailing off Generic Crack. Are you the blond girl, sauce? caughtinside
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mike
I'm pretty sure I watched a girl have an orgasm on double cross last week in J Tree. My girlfriend was not as interested as I was. thecornyman
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Deep water 5.9+ jugs at a secret spot
It's remarkable how strikingly similar the noises are when a woman is struggling through a crux and when she's in the midst of pleasure. As well as some of the things she'll say... "It's too big" "It won't fit" "This is really hard" "Hold me tighter" "FUCK"... That being said I have a lot of respect for all the women out there that I know can out climb me... and turn me on while doing so. I mean no disrespect with this post. Just pointing out a few similarities... Kyle Judson
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Castle Wood Canyon, May '09
I'm pretty sure that something came of this simply based on the P.S. Sam Feuerborn
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Dec 6, 2011
Hippos kill people
"Word around the creek was that germsauce made those same noises before bailing off Generic Crack. Are you the blond girl, sauce?"

It all depends.... Was that your note?
germsauce
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That note was on the Donelly canyon message board when I was there last month. Nov 11th!!! I hope they were able to reconnect Kung Phu Panda
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me
rad! Kenny Thompson
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Oohh yeaah! Sausage fest, wuz up yo-yo's! Umph!
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Dec 6, 2011
Me and Spearhead
Ralph Steel Dragon Dude wrote:
Nothing is more attractive than watching a girl toprope epic.

How about watching a girl throw down above a tipped out #5 and yell "fuck, I wish my thighs were bigger!"
True story.
Brent Apgar
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Dec 7, 2011
Chillin' at City of Rocks
......and nothing is more un-attractive than watching (listening to) a guy top-rope epic.....

......"my thighs are too big" (diet dude), "my fingers dont work in that size crack" (its all technique), "I dont bend that way" (missionaries were never good climbers), "where are the jugs" (oh, now you want them), "I cant put that in there" (try), "fuck me" (not), "Im too big" (ha....in your dreams, we all know better!!!!!!).....
Princess Mia
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Dec 7, 2011
Mia,

Im Corey. I live in CA but will be moving back to Colorado soon. Hopefully we can hang out when i arrive. Until then, keep it real.


Brazos, corey
coreylee
From Sacramento, CA
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Dec 7, 2011
Work it Girly!
Mia Wins! lmao Mishel
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Where did all the hotties come from?
This is almost as good as the Sport Park!
The Mother Ship
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Dec 7, 2011
Coffee after freezing our asses off near James Pea...
It's cold and they can't go climbing outside after work. Stich
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