By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
May 28, 2009
| Dilemma solved.
Thank you Justin for a unified theory explaining male climbers' behavior: Fight nature's pull down toward the cold, hard ground...but fight nature's push out toward the cold, hard couch. Eureka!
Now for female climbers' behavior...still flummoxed by that deer thingy Gigi's tickling. | 
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By jcntrl
From Smoulder, CO
May 28, 2009
| The official website of the day happens to be The Ultimate Glory Hole. You should turn the volume up and get ready to rock out with your... well...
Do you have what it takes? |
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By Stich
From Colorado Springs, Colorado
May 28, 2009
| Dirty GiGi said:
"Where's Stich?"
Missing the party, as usual. |
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By talkinrocks
From Boulder, CO
May 28, 2009
| Justin Cantrall wrote: The official website of the day happens to be The Ultimate Glory Hole. You should turn the volume up and get ready to rock out with your... well... Do you have what it takes?
OMG!! Hilarious! Should I be responding? Probably not because that means I actually watched the Ultimate Glory Hole vid.
I do NOT have what it takes. |
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By Kat A
From Bart and Lisa Ville, CO
Jun 3, 2009
| So who here is going to start wearing spandex again? |
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By Lee Smith
Jun 3, 2009
| Again?
I think my 10 year hiatus from climbing occurred at exactly the same time the spandex revolution was in full swing. |
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By Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Jun 3, 2009
| Kat A wrote: So who here is going to start wearing spandex again?
THIS IS A BAD, BAD, CAN I ANTE IN WITH A PHI-NAUGHTY TO RAISE YOUR DIRTY LAWS OF MOTION TO THE HOLY IRON SAUSAGE, AND DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES, YOU GRAVITY PULLING DEER THINGY TURNED CHRISTIAN INTO A ZOMBIE, JUST LOOK AT HIS NEW PROFILE PIC, EXPIRED CHEESE THREAD!?
RUN MOUSE, DO'H!! I MEAN, RUN KAT RUN!
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By Christian
From Tucson, Az
Jun 4, 2009
| Shawn Mitchell wrote: Pour me what she's having.
She's having some of this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trihexyphenidyl
Just kidding, not to be messed with by kiddywinks, can have some unpleasant side effects, like death.. |
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By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Jun 14, 2009
| If a thread dies in a forum, but Buff doesn't not see it, is it really dead? |
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By Kat A
From Bart and Lisa Ville, CO
Jun 14, 2009
| This thread won't die. It should be re-titled "Thread Saver". |
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By Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Jun 14, 2009
| A romantic poem by JC
What do we do, Just In case everything is antifine?
Will we leave the ticking building Just In time?
Will the newspaper publish: This Just In! Antifamous Climber Justin Sends Ticking Building n Days Ago!"?
What should I say if I'm caught adJustIn' my package by a smokin' hot chick?
I'm thinking about writing a book titled "Zen and the Art of Air Guitar: It's Not Just In Your Head"
What if I want to be Just In Tokyo, and not Tokyo AND Kyoto?
I'm not interested in golfing Just In par for the course.
I'm anti-In-Justice.
It's not Just Influenza, it's the SWINE FLU!!!!!!! EVERYBODY RUNZ FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!!!OMG!!!11!1eleven!1!!11!!one!!
I'm not antisocial, I'm Just Introspective.
I'm not stalking you, I promise. I'm Just Infatuated with every single movement you make, especially while you're sleeping and I have my night-vision goggles on... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Solipsism. All of you crazy illusions are Just In my head.
omg wtf bbq i have to stop.
See Just In Tick-list Thread N Days Ago thread #
Ain't no saving the N Days Ago Thread Slayer thread, Kat. We loves ya though! : ) |
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By Lee Smith
Jun 15, 2009
| Kat, thanks for the call and catch up last night.
Gigi, I am worried. Are you getting enough pineapple chunks, and olives? |
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By Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Jun 15, 2009
| Lee Smith wrote: Gigi, I am worried. Are you getting enough pineapple chunks, and olives?
Lee, what a coincidence that you mention pineapple! I went to the store last night after work to get some pineapple (spears, this time), and when I got to the self check-out it wouldn't scan, and it wouldn't accept the keyed in code either. All the other items scanned beautifully, but the pineapple spears gave me the blues, then to make matters worse, it wouldn't let me continue to pay after cancelling the pineapple transaction; the machine said I needed authorization of item to finish. It was after midnight, and I was a bit whipped, and it felt like it took forever for the lady checker to come help me, as I stood there in a daze, my hands all sticky from the multiple scanning attempts of the leaky, juicy, flimsy plastic pineapple tub. And you know what happened next, Lee? The lady checker told me she couldn't get the scanner, or keyed in code to work either. She said she could put in the price, and asked me how much it was, but I didn't pay attention to the price when I snatched it out of the cold case, which was way back at the end of the ailses. I politely said, "That's okay, I don't need the pineapple" and left, but I did need it. There was a reason for the craving. When I got home I grabbed the flashlight, and checked for hornworms, and other tomato eating insects out in the garden, like it says to do in my tomato book, and to see if the Diatomaceous Earth is doing it's job. I smiled when I saw eight more ripe tomatoes I can harvest, and had forgotten all about the pineapple. After that, and a few more chores, I slept like a baby. : ) |
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By Lee Smith
Jun 15, 2009
| Diatomeceous Earth? That is good shit. I hope you save a tomato for me, or at least enjoy one for me.
Sux about the pineapple. I think your karmic pineapple debt is paid and you will get what you deserve in the near future. Maybe you could plant a pineapple tree in your garden? |
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By Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Jun 16, 2009
| Mmmm... The temptation is too much to bear;
I must not indulge, I must not indulge, I must not indulge...
Yummy! |
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By Lee Smith
Jun 17, 2009
| In 1979 I won a bartender's competition with a mixture of simple ingredients.
The competition allowed for 2 submissions. Being young and omniscient, I was sure that my delicately crafted concoction of several liqueurs of different colors and specific gravities, layered and carefully dribbled down a glass rod (and completely undrinkable) would win the day.
In fact, my second submission, which I called a "Hawaiian Rumrise", won the competition. 2 Parts orange juice, 2 parts pineapple juice, 1 part rum and a teaspoon of Grenadine. Shake with ice, strain into a tall glass and add the Grenadine. Sit back and enjoy life with this drink.
I am very sure that the pineapple juice is the Karmic kicker ingrediant. |
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By Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Jun 18, 2009
| That's so cool! I'll watch the Hawaiian Rumrise pretty soon. I'll make it with my best friend when I visit her in Kauai in the near future. I'll tell her it's Lee's special good luck drink! : )
PS, is this thread ever going to die? For a minute there I thought Christain killed it: TWICE! |
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By Christian
From Tucson, Az
Jun 18, 2009
| I will have you yet! |
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By Christian
From Tucson, Az
Jun 18, 2009
| You cheeky little thread! |
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