It's official. After doing a very unofficial survey, I have discovered that I hold the record for having the last word and killing the most threads on MP.com.

This dubious distinction should catapult me into the MP Hall of Fame and guarantee infamy for all the ages.

Damn for a second I thought you were talking about SLAYER!!!
WAR ENSEMBLEEEEE!!!

Lee maybe you should bring your rope back into your picture so people will be more likely to comment on what you said...

Hell Awaits Lee.....

I bet if I was listening to Raining Blood I could climb two grades higher than normal.

Well Lee, if you don't reply to all these postings, you'll be one step closer towards not being a Thread Slayer! :)

I gotta get one in before that freaky Lee kills his own thread!!!!!

edit too add, I love you dude. Even though your a harbinger of "topic' doom that walks on earth as man.

Lee do you mind if I call you Buffy?

Answer soon and kill this thread, k?

Tracy and Hank you're cracking me up. Lee, I bet you're sitting at your computer just wanting to reply to this thread... and telling yourself NO! Don't Kill It!!!

P.S. Someone please post after this so I'm not a Thread Smither, uh, I mean, Slayer.

Man, something smells dead around here!

Don't cut your self short, Lee. Besides Total # Killed, you have also killed more threads per thread contribution (kill/cont). Your batting over 500 now... And look who's warming up in the batter's box!

Lee, I was going to ask whats up with your job status; but I think that question's been answered.

Slim, That was a foregone conclusion years ago....

Hank, I Love You Man! See ya tomorrow night at the Dark Horse I hope.

Tracy, call me anything you want, especially if it cracks Kateri up.

Kateri, Thread Smither LOL.

Shawn, something always smells dead around here.

Jeff, great stats man!

Mike, Yeah, I have a lot of time on my hands. Should end soon.

May this thread Rest In Pieces!

Lee, your post looks like deliberate, premeditated threadicide. Why are you doing this? You don't have to take the rap, man. I'll kill this thread...rupture and fray its gnarled fibers into a fuzzy terminus, dangling from the spool and bobbin of MP's graveyard queue for eternity.

Unwind in Peace.

Shawn, that is a very literary death knell for this thread. You are spooking me out man. But great prose dude.

I hope I see you tomorrow at the DH as well.

Oh crap, the thread still lives....

But my good man, you cannot kill what does not live, behold the undead thread. Do you think if a climber becomes a zombie they would be more prone to climb up things in search of human prey?

How bout we all chip in tomorrow night and get Lee a punch card to the gym of his choice?

On the great day of the second coming of the Son of MP, the general resurrection of the dead thread will occur. All dead threads will rise from their graves in a transformed state. The MP God thus describes this event: "Do not marvel at this: for the hour is coming in which all who are in the graves will hear his voice of the Son of MP and come forth; those who have done good, to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil, to the resurrection of condemnation" (Thread:106397651)



This was your best kill of all time, Lee.

Enter at your own risk.

Gigi,

You are hilarious. I laughed out loud until my teeth hurt. Thanks for the morning wakeup. I Love You Dearly.

Killing the crack thread was pretty impressive, yeah? I used a double entendre for that one.

someone outta flag Lee for trying to kill his own thread

Ah, Mark...
It was dead. Someone oughta flag you for reviving it.

Poor Thread is Dead

A big rock fell on it's head.

'Nuff said.

this thread needs