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By Dylan Weldin
From Durango, CO
Dec 5, 2012
Summit of my first tower, the Rectory via Fine Jade

Friendly public service announcement:

IT'S RAPPEL.

You go RAPPELLING.

Not any of this:

No...
No...
Submitted By: Dylan Weldin on Dec 5, 2012


No...
No...
Submitted By: Dylan Weldin on Dec 5, 2012


No...
No...
Submitted By: Dylan Weldin on Dec 5, 2012


No...
No...
Submitted By: Dylan Weldin on Dec 5, 2012


No... (But I met this guy there. He rollerblades to the crag and has a thick Polish accent)
No... (But I met this guy there. He rollerblades to the crag and has a thick Polish accent)
Submitted By: Dylan Weldin on Dec 5, 2012


BUT

YES THIS



Yes!!!!
Yes!!!!
Submitted By: Dylan Weldin on Dec 5, 2012


ALSO Yes!!!
ALSO Yes!!!
Submitted By: Dylan Weldin on Dec 5, 2012


In my opinion there are two possible solutions to this issue:
1) If you misuse this word, you will be reminded, slapped in the face, and reminded again not to repeat your mistake
2) We reinstate "abseil" as the new "rappel"...

Thank you for taking the time to educate yourself. Be mindful of the slap to the face weather you are on the receiving or administering end. (That one was intentional).


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By Stich
From Colorado Springs, Colorado
Dec 5, 2012
Coffee after freezing our asses off near James Peak.


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By Dave Bn
From Fort Collins, CO
Dec 5, 2012

giggle


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By splitclimber
Dec 5, 2012

I'm repelled that climbers can't get this right. thx for the PSA


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By Ben Brotelho
From Albany, NY
Dec 5, 2012
Damn pepperoni

nicely done...I thought this was going to be a legitimate post at first and you had misspelled rappel, I was thinking of creative ways to correct you.


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By Gunkiemike
Dec 5, 2012

Stand by for Part 2 - the appropriate use of the word "splitter".


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By Buff Johnson
Dec 5, 2012
 In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs.    Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.  <br /> <br />The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.  <br /> <br />After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning  mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been  tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs.  The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. <br />

Two electrons walk into a bar...


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By Tom Howes
From Bozeman, MT
Dec 5, 2012

Weather is that stuff up in the sky. Whether is often used to introduce a question, often a choice between options.


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By Shelton Hatfield
From Austin, Texas
Dec 5, 2012
Dreamboat Annie <br />Photo by Brandon Hall

Tom Howes wrote:
Weather is that stuff up in the sky. Whether is often used to introduce a question, often a choice between options.

BOOM! roasted


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By Buff Johnson
Dec 5, 2012
 In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs.    Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.  <br /> <br />The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.  <br /> <br />After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning  mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been  tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs.  The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. <br />

comma splice


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By matt davies
Dec 5, 2012

Buff Johnson wrote:
Two electrons walk into a bar...

Which does NOT beg the question, "what are electrons doing in a bar?"


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By camhead
From The Old Northwest
Dec 5, 2012
This painting was taken from engravings made during the 1859 Macomb Expedition, which attempted to locate the confluence of the Green and Colorado Rivers   in the present-day Needles District of Canyonlands National Park.  Anyone who has spent time in Indian Creek will recognize the features here. <br /> <br />If you're interested, the survey's official report, as well as more landscape paintings like this one, are available in full on google books. <br /> <br /><a href='http://books.google.com/books?id=674QAAAAIAAJ&printsec=frontcover&dq=macomb+expedition&hl=en&sa=X&ei=DvEeT9KcFvC40gHIuukH&ved=0CDkQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=macomb%20expedition&f=false' target='_blank' rel='nofollow' >books.google.com/books?id=674QAAAAIAAJ&printsec=frontcover&d>>></a>

Best post ever in the history of mountainproject. Serious.

To take it further, the slang verb of descending down a rope is not "raping." It's rapping.


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By Eric Engberg
Dec 5, 2012

ab off?


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By matt davies
Dec 5, 2012

Eric Engberg wrote:
ab off?

Is that what you say when you're at the end of an absail?


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By ChristopherAust
From Ohio
Dec 5, 2012
omg

camhead wrote:
Best post ever in the history of mountainproject. Serious. To take it further, the slang verb of descending down a rope is not "raping." It's rapping.

Depends on what you're doing at the time...


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By Rob Warden, Space Lizard
From Springdale Ut
Dec 5, 2012
blah

camhead wrote:
the slang verb of descending down a rope is not "raping." It's rapping.


...so... am I doing it wrong? it feels so right...


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By Dylan Weldin
From Durango, CO
Dec 6, 2012
Summit of my first tower, the Rectory via Fine Jade

Tom Howes wrote:
Weather is that stuff up in the sky. Whether is often used to introduce a question, often a choice between options.


Notice how I said I "(That one was intentional)" in my original post? BOOM ROASTED


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By Marc H
From Lafayette, CO
Dec 6, 2012
The Cathedral Spires in RMNP, left to right: Stiletto, Sharkstooth, Forbidden Tower, Petit Grepon, The Saber, The Foil, The Moon & The Jackknife.

It appears you could avoid those unfortunate situations by not reading blogs about rappelling. :-)

Or reading blogs at all for that matter.


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By Jake Jones
From The Eastern Flatlands
Dec 6, 2012
Me and the offspring walking back to the car after a day of cragging.

I thought I was the only one that became furious wanting to maim the offender's parents for merely misspelling. It's good to know I'm not alone. Hug? It sounds like I'm being facetious, but I'm really not. I want to cripple these bastards for creating more dipshits.


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By Buff Johnson
Dec 6, 2012
 In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs.    Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.  <br /> <br />The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.  <br /> <br />After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning  mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been  tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs.  The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. <br />

matt davies wrote:
Which does NOT beg the question, "what are electrons doing in a bar?"



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By Jason Halladay
Administrator
From Los Alamos, NM
Dec 6, 2012
Rumplestiltskin action. July 2012.

Dylan Weldin wrote:
Notice how I said I "(That one was intentional)" in my original post? BOOM ROASTED

[sic]!

(Great PSA BTW.)


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By Tits McGee
From Boulder, CO
Dec 6, 2012
How I Send

To add, the abbreviated past (not passed) tense of rappel is rapped, not raped.


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By TWK
Dec 6, 2012

Thank you for the great post.

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."
--George Orwell, "1984"


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By camhead
From The Old Northwest
Dec 6, 2012
This painting was taken from engravings made during the 1859 Macomb Expedition, which attempted to locate the confluence of the Green and Colorado Rivers   in the present-day Needles District of Canyonlands National Park.  Anyone who has spent time in Indian Creek will recognize the features here. <br /> <br />If you're interested, the survey's official report, as well as more landscape paintings like this one, are available in full on google books. <br /> <br /><a href='http://books.google.com/books?id=674QAAAAIAAJ&printsec=frontcover&dq=macomb+expedition&hl=en&sa=X&ei=DvEeT9KcFvC40gHIuukH&ved=0CDkQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=macomb%20expedition&f=false' target='_blank' rel='nofollow' >books.google.com/books?id=674QAAAAIAAJ&printsec=frontcover&d>>></a>

Tits McGee wrote:
To add, the abbreviated past (not passed) tense of rappel is rapped, not raped.


Lebowksi? That's your name, dude!


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By Stich
From Colorado Springs, Colorado
Dec 6, 2012
Coffee after freezing our asses off near James Peak.

Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. It's Asian-American.


Dylan, looking forward to your next installment.


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By JesseT
From Portland, OR
Dec 6, 2012
25' drop...wheeeeee!



Looks like his forehead is repelling his helmet...


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