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Things Of Beauty (aka Interstate I-70 Towers)

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Things Of Beauty (aka Interstate I-70 Towers)  


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Elevation: 4,800'
Location: 39.1093, -108.3543 View Map  Incorrect?
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Submitted By: USBRIT on Dec 31, 2007
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The Sword of Damocles. C2 70'. This was the first ...

Description 

This area was first recorded in Eric Bjornstad's Desert Rock III. Four tower climbs instigated by Pete Takeda and Duane Raleigh in 1992/3. These dirt towers of compressed shale with a sandstone cap rock can be seen as one drives passed Palisade on I-70 Interstate. These four towers climbed at that time where mostly quite short and fat. Seven years later from 2000 to 2001 Paul Ross with various partners cleaned up the area climbing nine more towers, some being extremely slim and spectacular for their size. Not great climbing, but they do have an element of risk and make great photos!! Please note the star system on these "things" apply only to this area.Good winter fun.

Getting There 

Take Exit 42 to Palisade about 200 yards from the exit take the first road on the right G.7/10 Road. Follow this...it eventually bends to the right and goes under the Interstate to the Mt. Garfield trailhead. All climbs are hiked to from here.

Climbing Season



Weather station 0.7 miles from here

13 Total Routes

['4 Stars',5],['3 Stars',5],['2 Stars',1],['1 Star',0],['Bomb',1]
['<=5.6',1],['5.7',2],['5.8',1],['5.9',1],['5.10',0],['5.11',0],['5.12',0],['5.13',0],['>=5.14',0],['',0],['<=V1',0],['V2-3',0],['V4-5',0],['V6-7',0],['V8-9',0],['V10-11',0],['V12-13',0],['>=V14',0]

The Classics

Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for Things Of Beauty (aka Interstate I-70 Towers):
Bug-Eyed Monster   C1     Trad, Aid, 1 pitch, 40'   
The Sword of Damocles.   C2+     Trad, Aid, 1 pitch, 70'   
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Paul Ross rapping from the summit after the first ...

Mad Dogs and Englishmen C1+  CO : Grand Junction area : ... : Things Of Beauty (aka Inter...
Climb the west side of the tower, follow nail heads using tie-offs. One or two nails were a bit difficult to place as the leader, after about three placements, managed to hit his fingers full force with the hammer which for a while resulted in much pain and blood. However, the situation soon made that inconvenience irrelevant. Quite solid shale. There are good anchors on the summit block. ...[more]   Browse More Classics in CO

Photos of Things Of Beauty (aka Interstate I-70 Towers) Slideshow Add Photo
Arial view of Mt Garfield. Photo Carol Crockett.
BETA PHOTO: Arial view of Mt Garfield. Photo Carol Crockett.
Mt Garfield: A) Mad Dogs and Englishmen. B) Summit...
BETA PHOTO: Mt Garfield: A) Mad Dogs and Englishmen. B) Summit...
The head of "The Serpent". Care must be ...
The head of "The Serpent". Care must be ...
Mt Garfield area. A) Passport to the Golden Age. B...
BETA PHOTO: Mt Garfield area. A) Passport to the Golden Age. B...
A) The Black Tower. B) Napolean's Toothpick. C) Al...
BETA PHOTO: A) The Black Tower. B) Napolean's Toothpick. C) Al...
A small nasty looking 30/40' unclimbed dirt tower ...
A small nasty looking 30/40' unclimbed dirt tower ...
A) The Black Tower. B) Napoleon's Toothpick. C) Al...
A) The Black Tower. B) Napoleon's Toothpick. C) Al...
Sunset on a section of The Things of Beauty Spires...
Sunset on a section of The Things of Beauty Spires...
A) The Fortress. B) Passport to the Golden Age. C)...
BETA PHOTO: A) The Fortress. B) Passport to the Golden Age. C)...
A) The Sword Of Damocles as seen from Interstate I...
BETA PHOTO: A) The Sword Of Damocles as seen from Interstate I...
Mt. Garfield.
Mt. Garfield.

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By YDPL8S
From: Santa Monica, Ca.
Jan 8, 2008
This is taking climbing on crumbly dirt (I don't think you can realistically call it rock) to a new level! You guys are nuts!!!
By USBRIT
From: Cumbria.UK
Jan 11, 2008
Well, it keeps you off the streets...and it sure beats sport climbing....

Eds. An off-subject discussion ensued after this comment and can be found here.
By Umph!
Jan 20, 2008
You kids are the freakin' champs! I've been eyeing those horriffic hoodoos for too many years.
Someone finally did it. . . and posted it even!
So tell me, was it worth it punk. . . well, was it?
(Good job, Paul)

Have you been to the top of the rim? If so, is there anything up there? I'm not sure of how to access, but I'll find out next week. There does seem to be some canyons and rock formations up there. . . .
By USBRIT
From: Cumbria.UK
Jan 23, 2008
To Cam. There does not seem to be many unclimbed towers left that are worth doing in this I-70 area. However, there are some spectacular knife edge ridges that would have the same pant filler experience as the towers.
By TBlom
Apr 17, 2008
You people are absolutely MAD! It looks like vertical kitty litter... Those pillars only exist because the capstone blocks rainfall from eroding the softer underlayers; basically some soft sheit!
By USBRIT
From: Cumbria.UK
Dec 27, 2009
Thanks for the information, Tevis ...gosh, would never have thought of that....could even be dangerous !
By Brian C.
From: Longmont, CO
Sep 25, 2012
Here's a short blurb I wrote on these...

coloradoclimbers.org/viewtopic...