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Jun 14, 2014
A great spring day on Main Cliff,  if I recall
Adam Burch wrote:
I've got at least 2,000 days in the outdoors, and I actually put things IN my butt and carry them out.


I am dying right now. Nope, dead. I am dead from laughing at your dedicated stewardship.
Derek Jf
From Onset, MA
Joined Feb 29, 2012
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Jun 16, 2014
Evil Mendez says "why for you put ladyz pictu...
Derek Jf wrote:
I am dying right now. Nope, dead. I am dead from laughing at your dedicated stewardship.


Although I take no pleasure in your death, I understand why it had to be.

You ever try to keister someone else's wag bag? It's work!
Adam Burch
Joined Jan 9, 2012
620 points
Jun 16, 2014
Short Beta wrote:
I bet he was playing obnoxiously loud music at the craig too.

Who is Craig?
Marc801
From Sandy, Utah
Joined Feb 25, 2014
16 points
Jun 16, 2014
Craig! The mad crapper of the second pullout! Aforementioned 3 dumper on the knoll! G Halsne
Joined Oct 10, 2011
1,040 points
Jun 16, 2014
Leading a 10 at Chocolate Factory
Stay away from Craig. He's full of shit. Short Beta
From Troy, MI
Joined Feb 14, 2014
49 points
Jun 16, 2014
Foreplay at The Pinnacles
F those guys...

Oddly enough my first crag shit encounter was near the base of Illusion Dweller at J-tree right behind a big flat picnic table boulder. (Discovered when looking for dropped headlight batteries.) YUCK!!

Not an attack at the OP, just made me chuckle..
Simon W
Joined May 18, 2013
83 points
Jun 19, 2014
Summit Register It wasn't me BTW..
Summit Register
It wasn't me BTW..
Jim Harvey
Joined May 19, 2013
75 points
Jun 20, 2014
The top of the tufa on Magma
I think I've mentioned this on this forum before, but here it goes.

Years ago when I lived in Vegas, a buddy of mine and I were climbing after work at Moderate Mecca. We warmed up on a climb then went to climb Scallywag and were appalled to see a dude dropping a world record deuce directly at the bottom of the climb. He and his partner were climbing the line around the corner to the left. We did our climb and as we were getting ready to leave my buddy, noticing that the offending climber was in the middle of the pitch carefully picked up the offensive pile and dropped it unwrapped into the dudes pack while letting him know he shouldn't shit at the bottom of popular climbs or anywhere near the crags. He and his partner were loudly protesting from the top / middle of the climb respectively. While I'd like to say we were all tough and strutted out of there, we turned and boogied straight to and out of the parking lot.
Patrick Mulligan
Joined Oct 12, 2011
1,183 points
Jun 20, 2014
Foreplay at The Pinnacles
Patrick Mulligan wrote:
We did our climb and as we were getting ready to leave my buddy, noticing that the offending climber was in the middle of the pitch carefully picked up the offensive pile and dropped it unwrapped into the dudes pack while letting him know he shouldn't shit at the bottom of popular climbs or anywhere near the crags. He and his partner were loudly protesting from the top / middle of the climb respectively. While I'd like to say we were all tough and strutted out of there, we turned and boogied straight to and out of the parking lot.


You guys win!
Simon W
Joined May 18, 2013
83 points
Jun 22, 2014
Which way again?
I'm (ironically) calling BS on Pat. Who picks up a fresh doo doo pile and moves it to be impish? What was the transfer method? Sounds fishy... Cunning Linguist
Joined Feb 15, 2007
2,478 points
Jun 22, 2014
Chicken
Patrick Mulligan wrote:
I think I've mentioned this on this forum before, but here it goes. Years ago when I lived in Vegas, a buddy of mine and I were climbing after work at Moderate Mecca. We warmed up on a climb then went to climb Scallywag and were appalled to see a dude dropping a world record deuce directly at the bottom of the climb. He and his partner were climbing the line around the corner to the left. We did our climb and as we were getting ready to leave my buddy, noticing that the offending climber was in the middle of the pitch carefully picked up the offensive pile and dropped it unwrapped into the dudes pack while letting him know he shouldn't shit at the bottom of popular climbs or anywhere near the crags. He and his partner were loudly protesting from the top / middle of the climb respectively. While I'd like to say we were all tough and strutted out of there, we turned and boogied straight to and out of the parking lot.


Pics or it didn't happen.
JasonP
From Clemson, SC
Joined Oct 2, 2013
29 points
Jun 23, 2014
The top of the tufa on Magma
Transfer method was two rocks (one rather large)... Patrick Mulligan
Joined Oct 12, 2011
1,183 points
Jun 23, 2014
Which way again?
All right, I'll buy it. In high school a friend of mine shit in his hand while walking down the street and threw it at a moving car, acted like it was no big deal. I wouldn't have believed that story if I hadn't seen it with my on eyes, either. That guy's a pediatrician now, btw. Feel safer? Cunning Linguist
Joined Feb 15, 2007
2,478 points
Jun 24, 2014
Zappatista wrote:
All right, I'll buy it. In high school a friend of mine shit in his hand while walking down the street and threw it at a moving car, acted like it was no big deal. I wouldn't have believed that story if I hadn't seen it with my on eyes, either. That guy's a pediatrician now, btw. Feel safer?



THERE IS NO CURE FOR AWESOME.
G Halsne
Joined Oct 10, 2011
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Jun 24, 2014
The top of the tufa on Magma
Funny enough, my partner left Vegas to attend medical school (Radiology) Patrick Mulligan
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