There is no cure for stupid

A big F#%@ You to the douche bag that took a dump directly under Sunken Treasure at the Shipwreck and left the whole mess including wipe paper under a rock. Seriously? There is no cure for stupid.

A big double F#%@ You to the douche bags that are leaving their crap and toilet paper at the right end of the Meetup Wall. There is no cure for stupid.

I can imagine the mess at the Shipwreck was a dumbass tourist caught with an urgent need but the accumulation of crap piles at the Meetup Wall is most likely climbers. And climbers are supposed to know better. There is no cure for stupid.

Zappatista wrote:Every climber with 50 days outdoors is guilty of leaving a "doo doo cairn" at a crag.

WAY more than 50 days outdoors, and never had that problem.

I've got at least 2,000 days in the outdoors, and I actually put things IN my butt and carry them out.

Death, properly applied, cures stupid. 100% of the time.

Stay hydrated, ruffage, and perhaps a little caffeine with breakfast while in camp.

... and just in case, the improvised wag bag mentioned above.

Omg... Recently I read a thread where a guy said he found poop at his boulder project...

I too found a big turd a the base of a popular boulder problem locally... Upon closer inspection...someone had literally filled a starting hold with poo!!! How did they even get it in there without getting filthy hands!?

Dude. Just bring your dog. They'll clean up the mess. Problem solved.

Dog...a climbers most filthy but best friend!

YO - Big Bad Wolf, Be careful, all that anger spent huffin' & puffin' about a little turd infestation at a couple of mediocre crags in the Calico Hills might not be good for your blood pressure. Guess you take particular offense for fecal violations at crags you developed. How about the dozen or so other crags that have been heavily shit upon for a decade or more? Fortunately, there is a cure for stupid. Too bad it's not an inoculation that gym climbers are required to have before heading outdoors. Ho-hum. Maybe "Sunken Treasure" should be re-named "Unburied Treasure." And, Meetup Wall sounds so unimaginative. Meetup & Fire a Deuce Wall sounds way better!

Mark, lmao! Unburied Treasure and Drop a Duece. Perfect. But mediocre is a nice compliment. I think these crags are pretty shitty...

Oh the horror! I see in the recent DPM someone photographed a poop site in Calico Basin that was covered by a Dead Point Magazine T shirt. DPM is offering a reward for the culprit

Adam Burch wrote:I've got at least 2,000 days in the outdoors, and I actually put things IN my butt and carry them out.

G Halsne wrote: Upon closer inspection...someone had literally filled a starting hold with poo!!! How did they even get it in there without getting filthy hands!?

Mark Limage wrote: Meetup & Fire a Deuce Wall sounds way better!

Thomas Beck wrote:Oh the horror! I see in the recent DPM someone photographed a poop site in Calico Basin that was covered by a Dead Point Magazine T shirt. DPM is offering a reward for the culprit

Now that's some Funny Shit

I found a lot people let their dogs poop right under the boulder problems or at crag without clean them up, or cover the poop with just a rock sometimes, which interfere with the start of a problem and the bouldering pad.

Oh darn.

Ohh... Wait... New variant! The "Shit Start"

Or!! If are the culprit, but you forget to remove your pants... The "Shit Shart"

Adam Burch wrote:I've got at least 2,000 days in the outdoors, and I actually put things IN my butt and carry them out.

TMI

Everyone should have a final arragement plan for the burial of their mud falcons. Yay, they flew high and were close to our hearts (so to speak) we must provide for them in the afterlife. This should ideally be just underneath the biologically active topsoil if you don't intend to relocate the body.

Adam Burch wrote:I've got at least 2,000 days in the outdoors, and I actually put things IN my butt and carry them out.

Hahahahahaha

Check out my new project bro!

"Mud Falcon" V7

Abram Herman wrote:Good one, nicelegs. Everybody is in hysterics over that comedy gem. Congrats.

Why do the admins delete the gold? They must hate what makes this place beautiful. Using this reasoning, and it is impeccable, I am led to believe that it is the admins and only the admins leaving their brown and green marbled stink babies at our beloved crags.

BTW, if you have a dog, you'll likely have a roll of plastic poo bags. No rule that says you can only put puppy poo in those.

I literally witnessed the dump at Shipwreck. I was with clients, and on the way in saw that stray dog that was out there(wouldn't let us get close to it)

So hiking out we were looking for the dog, I came around the corner to see.....ok..stopping with the description there, still mentally scarred.

It was a group of dudes, so I went over to his friends and tossed them a wag bag and politely said "it would be cool if your buddy bagged that thing up, that shit(pun intended) doesn't degrade it the desert" I guess they didn't clean it up.

People are pigs.

I bet he was playing obnoxiously loud music at the craig too.