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Type: Boulder, 21 feet
Consensus: V1-2 [details]
FA: Ryando Smithman? Unsure, very unclean, and no chalk at all.
New Route: Yes
Submitted By: Ryando Smithman on Jun 22, 2010

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Description 

[Full name: "StraightUpNowTellMeDoYouReallyWantToLoveMeForever? by Paula Abdul"]

Super slabby middle cracks on the north (east?) facing side of the 'double arete' boulder. Start on the tremendous ledge about head height and use the middle cracks to reach a decent, right-facing flake up high. If you decide not to top out because your pants have become heavy from pooping, just say "slide".


Location 

Around the corner on the same boulder as 'double arete'.


Protection 

A pad, perhaps knee pads.