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By GregH
From San Diego, CA
Nov 13, 2012
Syncopation

Shit People Say To Climbers

Hope you like it,


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By "H"
From Manitou Springs
Nov 13, 2012
Axes glistening in the sun

Funny. I think I've had almost everything on there asked of me or yelled at me while I was in the middle of crux move at garden of the gods! "HEY MR CLIMBER HOW DO YOU GET DOWN?"


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By FrankPS
From Atascadero, CA
Nov 13, 2012

I don't have the upper body strength to do that.

What if the rope breaks?


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By Mark K
Nov 13, 2012
Me on a cool boulder

CLASSIC! You nailed it!


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By Rick Blair
From Denver
Nov 13, 2012
This is a novel auto blocking belay device.  I think it works quite well, depending on rope thickness and sheath quality, it belays very smooth.  Great to lower with.  You gotta love over engineering.  $3 at a gear swap!

"How do you go to the bathroom up there?" is a great question, in my humble opinion.


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By Bang
From Charlottesville, VA
Nov 13, 2012
Thanks Hank Caylor!

Rick Blair wrote:
"How do you go to the bathroom up there?" is a great question, in my humble opinion.


Sometime I still wonder ...


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By gary ohm
From Paso Robles
Nov 13, 2012

Wholley Crap I think I just soiled myself!! That was freaking awesome!!


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By michaeltarne
Nov 13, 2012

huh.


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By Mitch Musci
Nov 14, 2012

Nice work man, gotta love the trekking pole scene!


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By JeffL
From Salt Lake City
Nov 14, 2012

Don't forget the "Be careful!"


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By A.Javi.Gecko
From San Diego, CA
Nov 14, 2012
V3, Castle Hill, NZ

"so you use pitons?"

someone literally asked me that yesterday, quite pertinent


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By Larry S
Nov 14, 2012
The wife and I road-trippin on the Connie.

Any time someone finds out I climb... "Did you see that video with that guy who free climbs?" - referring to Honnold.


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By Aaron L.
Nov 14, 2012
Hiking in the Adirondacks

Totally random, but was the belayer's carabiner cross-loaded the entire video, or just me?


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By Joe Varela
Nov 14, 2012
View from Malander's Passage

Love it. Now we need a video of "Shit climbers say to ..."


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By Blissab
Nov 14, 2012

Aaron L. wrote:
Totally random, but was the belayer's carabiner cross-loaded the entire video, or just me?


Interesting...at 16 seconds the belay biner is cross-loaded.


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By Travis Dustin
From Hollis, NH
Nov 15, 2012
NH

Larry S wrote:
Any time someone finds out I climb... "Did you see that video with that guy who free climbs?" - referring to Honnold.

^This
Great video!!!


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By Dan Austin
From San Francisco, CA
Nov 15, 2012

Blissab wrote:
Interesting...at 16 seconds the belay biner is cross-loaded.


...huh


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By Dirty Gri Gri, or is it GiGi?
From Vegas
Nov 16, 2012
Growing a winter coat in Red Rock Canyon- December 2013.

Mitch Musci wrote:
Nice work man, gotta love the trekking pole scene!


Yeah, great work! The trekking pole scene was so funny, it brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for the laugh. : )


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By Locker
From Yucca Valley, CA
Nov 16, 2012
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Here is the main question I generally hear when I climb...


"How come that looks so EASY?"


LOL!


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By Jon Zucco
From Denver, CO
Nov 16, 2012
yaak crack Red Rock Canyon, NV

Pretty funny stuff. Did the climbers you were asking those dumb questions to realize you were joking? Or were you ambushing innocent dirt bags as if you were legitimately ignorant?

Also, I get these ones all the damn time:

"how do you get the rope up there?" and of course, it's cousin: "how do you get the rope down?"

"How do you get back down?"

"did you put those bolts in there?"

"have you ever fallen?"

"Yeah I've been rappelling before, it's pretty crazy."

"Isn't all that stuff like super expensive?"


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