Samson's 5 Tips for Entering the World of Trad
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My buddy Samson's humorous take of 5 tips for entering the world of trad. enjoy. |
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Haha, |
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Hilarious! Love the Zine |
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The world according to Samson: |
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I fucking love my hexes |
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PBR pic -- oh hey, isn't that a hex placement?? |
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Oh Prod, I wish I were as close to old guy status as you are. . . |
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Trying too hard to be cool but not hard enough to be grammatically correct. |
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A noob obviously placed that bigbeerbro. Sling in the middle? Really? Always slide the sling over to one side of the can. By the way, the knot in that dyneema will reduce the strength of it by 72.5498256% exactly. I know because I saw it on MP.com |
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Be friendly, don't spray, and leave the ego at home. And talk as much trash as possible about old guys who [actually] know how to place passive gear! |
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Great article. And sure, there's some hypocrisy going on, but the author pokes fun at both old timers and young guns, unlike some of the stuff I've seen around here. |
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Other than the "don't buy hexes", what does any of that have to do with trad climbing? |
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the people who are most offended are likely those who it applies to the most ;) |
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If you are going to get "butt hurt" by mountain project, maybe you should be a sport climber instead? |
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I get it, youre nervous and want to defuse it. Cooking up sprayberry pies helps you feel competent and strong. Thing is, you sound like a jackass. |
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Ah, I remember a time not long ago, when forums progressed naturally - without moderator interference, lacking moronic questions posed by noobs. When the old dudes and young alike traded quips without getting all "butt hurt." Those were the days... |
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IDK, something about mediocre climbing ability mixed with mediocre understanding of climbing all the while wanting people to appreciate your opinion seems to be the trend. If they don't hold your hand and tell you what a nice job your doing out comes the whining. I spect when you have jumped through some "hoops", and have actually accomplished "stuff", it gets harder to offend. |
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Ryan Nevius wrote:A noob obviously placed that bigbeerbro. Sling in the middle? Really? Always slide the sling over to one side of the can. By the way, the knot in that dyneema will reduce the strength of it by 72.5498256% exactly. I know because I saw it on MP.combest reply! hopefully no one is getting their panties in a bunch too much over this one, Samson wrote this to get some laughs, and just give a couple pointers (especially the part about not buying hexes). I mean how many of us bought hexes to start and then sold them off to a younger climber? I know I did. (Now I'm going back to the weed debate. Legalize IT, uuuuuuhhhhh.) -CC |