The guidebook marked it classic The FA called it boss Above me on the starting pitch One hundred feet of choss.
My parter froze with mouth agape The looseness gave him pause Handing him the rack I grinned Aint nothing but some moss.
Halfway up that awful pitch He pulled a piece of choss Tumbling down the rotten face His words were at a loss.
The guidebook marked it classic The FA called it boss Above me on the second pitch One hundred feet of choss.
I grabbed the rack and charged that crack And hollared down to Ross Watch me, dude, this block moves Then BAM! Down went man and rope and choss.
We talked about retreating as our hearts were wildly beating Bad luck is one of Murphys laws. I thought maybe it gets better as I crawled up to the station with trembling hands and chattering jaws.
The guidebook marked it classic The FA called it boss Above me on the final pitch Two hundred feet of choss.
Suddenly I felt a shaking as of something smartly breaking Pulling on a flake nearly fifteen feet across Flying backwards in the air I screamed This route has been my albatross.
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