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Petrified Turd 

YDS: 5.8 French: 5b Ewbanks: 16 UIAA: VI- British: HVS 4c

Type:  Trad, 1 pitch
Consensus:  YDS: 5.8 French: 5b Ewbanks: 16 UIAA: VI- British: HVS 4c [details]
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Submitted By: Ben Mottinger on Jan 1, 2001
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A short crack left of Hot Fudge that is completely filled with guano--very unappealing. Let's just say this--there are some routes that were never meant to be climbed....


Wide crack from 2-4".

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The route line is BROWN due to the massive amount of poo in this crack.
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By Ken McVicker
Aug 14, 2003

We didn't climb this one and it is literally filled with piles of unpleasant crap. If you like wallering in crap go for it. But I'd avoid this one like the plague as you will probably get it if you climb this route.

By Jon Zucco
From: Denver, CO
Sep 29, 2008