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No Star Tuesday 

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Type: Trad, 80 feet
Consensus: 5.8 [details]
FA: Clay Watson, Bryce Perkins on Tuesday June 30, 2009
New Route: Yes
Submitted By: zoso on Jun 30, 2012

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Right-slanting crack line just left of the center ...

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If you've think you've climbed some choss before, you're probably wrong. Helmetgate doesn't even come close. I've climbed quite a bit of choss and this was the worst by far. Give it a go if your equipped with a colostomy bag, otherwise let it be.


Location 

Left of Trivial Pursuit on some of the chossiest stuff you've ever laid eye upon. To climb this is to lose your religion.


Protection 

All gear. We put a sling around the tree up top from which to rap.



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By zoso
Jun 30, 2012

4 bombs. A PROUD day for both of us (har har). Uber gnar and off the hook!

For the account of the FA:

www.utahclimbers.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2919

Left me in a wheelchair for 1 month, then crutches for 2 weeks. Could of been a lot worse had the boulder hit me any higher than my legs. Good times.

By bus driver
Jun 30, 2012

sometimes the choss is where the good climbing is . . .

By zoso
Jul 1, 2012

Coming from the creator of the choss climbing park...