The Trapps

The alphabetical listing of routes here is not at all helpful to someone who doesn't have a guidebook (or even those who do). I would prefer the routes listed in order as you hike from the parking lot. In its current form, I find this guide nearly worthless.

Mike, I agree, and we're trying to figure out a way to deal with it. The software automatically alphabetizes listings - it's not voluntary, and we can't re-order the listing. Most other climbing areas have natural subdivisions of separate cliffs which get listed to the left, which sometimes leads to individual routes themselves getting buried below 5 levels of clicking. As you know, this natural subdivision is not the case at the Gunks! Any ideas you have would be appreciated - please do post them in the Eastern States forum.

Here's the routes from left to right. This is all the routes in Black Dick, with the Williams ratings. I have a version that looks better with table formatting but the table tags got scrubbed.

Short and Simple: 5.7, G
Birthday Biscuit Boy: 5.9, G
Great Wall of China: 5.9, R
Keyhole: 5.7, G
Katzenjammer: 5.7, PG
The Brat Direct: 5.6, PG
Handy Andy: 5.7, G-PG
Easy Keyhole: 5.2, G
Black Fly: 5.5, G
Nice Crack Climb: 5.7, G
Astro Traveler: 5.10+, PG
Short Job: 5.4, G
69: 5.3, G
No Picnic: 5.4, G
Shit or Go Blind: 5.8, G-PG
Sudoriferous: 5.2, G
Suderiferous: 5.8 variation: 5.8-, G
Heel, Hook, and Hack-It: 5.10-, R-X
Herdie Gerdie: 5.8, PG
Dirty Gerdie: 5.9-, PG
Red Cabbage: 5.9-, G
Red Cabbage Right: 5.10, PG
Friday the 13th: 5.8, R
Fancy Idiot: 5.6, PG
Bunny: 5.4, G
Retribution: 5.10, G
No Solution: 5.12, X
Nosedive: 5.10, G
Double Chin: 5.5, G
Something Scary: 5.10, PG-R
Eyebrow: 5.6, PG
Double Clutch: 5.9+, G
Gill's Boulder Problem: 5.12-, R
Ralph's Climb: 5.8 A3, PG
Sonya: 5.10b, G
Doug's Roof: 5.11+, G
Bridal Path: 5.7, PG
Horseman: 5.5, G
Pony Express: 5.6-, PG
Apoplexy: 5.9, PG
Coronary: 5.10, R
Dirty Chimney: 5.0, G
Junior: 5.9+, R
Laurel: 5.7, G
Clover: 5.7, G-PG
Rhododendron: 5.6-, G
Birch: 5.10+, PG-R
Das Wiggles: 5.3, PG
Shitty Mitty: 5.11-, PG-R
Walter Mitty: 5.8, PG
Low Exposure: 5.10+, G
Squiggles: 5.4, G-PG
Dislocation: 5.9, R
Squiggles Direct: 5.10, R
Devine Wind: 5.12-, TR
Jacob's Ladder: 5.10, X
Crowberry Ridge: 5.6, PG
Hudson's Boulder Problem: 5.11-, PG
Uberfall Descent: easy 5th, G
Susie A: 5.10+, R-X
The Flake: 5.1, PG
Ken's Crack: 5.7, G
Phoebe: 5.10, R-X
Boston: 5.5-, PG
Charlie: 5.10-, TR
Fitschen's Folly: 5.8, R-X
Alphabet Arete: 5.10+, PG
D. D. Route: 5.10, R
C. C. Route: 5.7-, PG
The Star Route: 5.4, G
Crimson Corner: 5.0, G
Yale: 5.3, PG
Eyesore: 5.6, G
Harvard: 5.2, G
Trapped Like a Rat: 5.7, G
Cilley Dicken': 5.12-, PG
Stirrup Trouble: 5.10, PG
The Mohel: 5.12-, TR
P38: 5.10, G
Radcliff: 4, G
Badcliff: 5.10-, PG
Dennis: 5.5, G
Belly Roll: 5.4, PG
Roddy: 5.2, PG
Daydream: 5.8, PG
Jackie: 5.5, G
Classic: 5.7, PG
Pink Laurel: 5.9, G
A-Gape: 5.11-, PG
Ape Call: 5.8, PG-R
Ape and Essence: 5.9+, PG
Jane: 5.8, PG-R
RMC: 5.5-, G
Raubenheimer Special: 5.7-, PG
Betty: 5.3-, G
The Blackout: 5.8, R
Late Show: 5.12-, PG-R
Into Thin Hair: 5.11, X
Matinee: 5.10+, G
Creature Features: 5.11, PG
Big Chimney: 5.5, PG
Miss Bailey: 5.6, PG
Fetus: 5.9+, PG-R
Baby: 5.6, G-PG
Twisted Sister: 5.8, G
Easy Overhang: 5.2, PG
Queasy O: 5.10-, R-X
Son of Easy O: 5.8, G
Heather: 5.9, R-X
Pas de Deux: 5.8, PG
Patty Duke: 5.8
City Lights: 5.7, G-PG
Frog's Head: 5.6-, G
Maria: 5.6+, PG
Maria Direct: 5.9, G
Sundown: 5.8+, PG
Kama Sutra: 5.12-, R
Sultana: 5.8, PG
Scungilli: 5.7, PG
Jean: 5.9, PG
Precarious Perch: 5.9, PG
Sixish: 5.4+, G
One Blunder and it's Six Feet Under: 5.10, X
Drunkard's Delight: 5.8-, PG
Five Tendons: 5.10+, R
Morning After: 5.8-, PG
Bloody Mary: 5.6, PG
Rusty Trifle: 5.5, G
Arc of a Diver: 5.9, G
Rock and Brew: 5.9, PG-R
Make Haste or Tomato Paste: 5.10, PG-R
Trusty Rifle: 5.9, G
Bloody Bush: 5.7, G
Uncle Rudy: 5.8, PG
Wrist: 5.6, G
Invitation to Hell: 5.10+, PG
Arch: 5.5-, PG
Arch Direct: 5.9, PG
Billy Shears: 5.9-, PG
Vicious Rumors: 5.11+, PG
Ribless (a.k.a. Spare Ribs): 5.6, PG
Ribs: 5.4, PG
Calisthenic: 5.7, PG
Gorilla My Dreams: 5.7, PG
Splashtic: 5.10a, PG-R
Gaston: 5.8, PG
Oscar and Charlie: 5.7, PG
Travels With Charley: 5.8-, R
Splashtic: 5.10a, R
Strictly From Nowhere: 5.7, PG
Epiclepsy: 5.10, X
Shockley's Ceiling: 5.6, G
Mister Transistor: 5.10-, PG
PR: 5.11+, R
Grim-Ace Face: 5.9, PG
No Belle Prize: 5.10, R-X
Hi Coroner!: 5.9, PG
High Corner: 5.5, PG
Glyptomaniac: 5.8+, PG
Glyptodon: 5.8, PG
Nemesis: 5.10-, PG
Midnight Cowboy: 5.9+, R
Glypnod: 5.8, PG
Yesterday's Lemonade: 5.10-, PG-R
Anguish: 5.8, PG
Ruby Saturday: 5.9-, PG
Raspberry Sundae: 5.9+, PG
Simple Ceilings: 5.5, PG
Three Pines: 5.3, G
The Dangler: 5.10, G
Something Boring: 5.9, X
Something or Other: 5.10-, R
Something Interesting: 5.8, G
Higher Stannard: 5.9-, PG
Birdie Party: 5.10-, PG
Interstice: 5.10+, R
Mother's Day Party: 5.10, PG
MF: 5.9, PG
Water King: 5.10+, R
Men At Arms: 5.9, PG
Try Again: 5.10, PG
Fly Again: 5.11+, PG
Coexistence: 5.10+, PG
Star Action: 5.10, PG
Don't Shift: 5.11+, TR
Graveyard Shift: 5.10+, PG-R
Tough Shift: 5.10, R
Overhanging Layback: 5.7, PG
No Existence: 5.9, R-X
Scene of the Climb: 5.11-, PG
Land's End (Direct): 5.9-, PG
The Jane Fonda Workout for Pregnant Women: 5.12, TR
Organic Iron: 5.12+, R
Impenetrable Ceilings: 5.11, PG
Scotch on the Rocks: 5.10+, PG
Dry Martini: 5.7, PG
Tequila Mockingbird: 5.7+, PG
P. T. Phone Home: 5.10+, PG
Co-op: 5.9-, PG
Fall to Grace: 5.11, PG
Welcome to the Gunks: 5.10, PG-R
Laughing Man: 5.11, PG
Tree's a Crowd: 5.9, G
Credibility Gap: 5.6, PG
Asphodel: 5.5, G
Beatle Brow Bulge: 5.9+, PG
Blueberry Wine: 5.10+, R
Blueberry Ledges: 5.5-, G
Seldom Mustard, Never Relish: 5.10, G
Beginner's Delight: 5.3, PG
Octoberfest: 5.9-, R-X
Snooky's Return: 5.8, PG
Friends and Lovers: 5.9, PG
Minty: 5.3, G
Bag's End: 5.8+, PG
Tipsy Trees: 5.3, G
The Womb Step: 5.7, PG
Chimango: 5.9+, PG
Hawk: 5.4+, PG
Peregrine: 5.8, PG
Reach of Faith: 5.10-, PG
Southern Pillar: 5.2, G
Columbia: 5.9-, G
Madame Grunnebaum's Wulst: 5.6, G
Madame Grunnebaum's Sorrow: 5.8-, PG
Le Teton: 5.9, G
Finger Locks or Cedar Box: 5.5, G
Northern Pillar: 5.2, G
Hyjek's Horror: 5.8-, PG
Twin Oaks: 5.3, PG
Triple Bulges: 5.5, PG
Delusions of Grandeur: 5.9+, PG
Willie's Weep: 5.2, G
Don't Shoot: 5.6, G
Lat-On the Season: 5.7, PG
Gleet Street: 5.8, R
Funny Face: 5.5-, PG
Son of Bitchy Virgin: 5.6, PG
Immaculate Virgin: 5.6, PG
Bitchy Virgin: 5.6, R
Unamed: 5.2, G
Dat Mantel: 5.10, PG
Dis-Mantel: 5.10, G
Kernmantle: 5.8, PG
High Times: 5.9+, PG-R
Stop the Presses Mr. Williams: 5.8+, PG
Gory Thumb: 5.8+, G-PG
Raunchy: 5.8, PG
Wild Horses: 5.9, R
Badfinger: 5.9+, PG
Help!: 5.11+, R
Pleh: 5.11+, R
V-3: 5.7, G
City Streets: 5.10, PG
Country Roads: 5.10, PG
Commando Rave: 5.9, PG
Metropolis: 5.11+, PG-R
Beyond the Fringe: 5.9, R
Balrog: 5.10, G-PG
Bullfrog: 5.12-, PG-R
Blind Alley: 5.8, PG
Dry Heaves: 5.8, PG
Alley Oop: 5.7, PG
Cheap Thrills: 5.10, PG
Deep Chills: 5.11+, R-X
Cakewalk: 5.7, PG
Nurdland: 5.10, R
Turdland: 5.10+, PG
Triangle: 5.9-, PG
Nevermore: 5.10, PG-R
Never Say Never: 5.10, R-X
Never Never Land: 5.10-, PG
J'accuse: 5.10, R
Welcome to my Nightmare: 5.10, X
Absurdland: 5.9, PG
Blunderbus: 5.9, R
Wisecrack: 5.6, G
Wiseland: 5.9+, PG-R
Wonderland: 5.8, PG
Faithful Journey: 5.8+, G
Middle Earth: 5.7-, G
Bombs Away Dream Baby: 5.8, G
Journey's End: 5.10-, G
Red's Ruin: 5.2, G
Smegma Garden and Pigeon: 4, G
Snowpatch: 5.5, PG
Sente: 5.9-, PG
Tenta: 5.10, TR
Thin Slabs Direct: 5.7, PG-R
On Any Monday: 5.11-, PG
Snake: 5.6, PG
Talus of Powder: 5.8, R-X
Steep Hikin': 5.8+, PG
Red Pillar: 5.5, G
Deep Lichen: 5.10, X
Hawkeye: 5.9+, PG
Three Doves: 5.8+, PG
Annie Oh!: 5.8, PG
Road Less Travelled: 5.9-, PG
Limelight: 5.7, PG
Arrow: 5.8, PG
Quiver: 5.9, PG
Easy Verschneidung (Easy V): 5.2, G
Cold Turkeys: 5.9-, G
Nurse's Aid: 5.10, R
Suppers Ready: 5.12-, PG
Hans' Puss: 5.7, PG
Feast of Fools: 5.10, PG
Too Old to Know Better: 5.9, R
Proctoscope: 5.9+, PG
Snagglepuss: 5.8, PG
Proctor Silex: 5.9+, PG
Silhouette: 5.7+, PG-R
Man's Quest for Flight: 5.8, PG
Traverse of the Clods: 5.8, PG
Skeletal Remains: 5.11+, X
Twilight Zone: 5.7 A3, PG
The Best Things in Life Aren't Free: 5.12+ A4, PG
Andrew: 5.4, PG
Goldner's Grunge: 4, G
Android: 5.10-, PG
Three Vultures: 5.9, PG
Face to Face: 5.9, PG
No Glow: 5.9, PG
Shell Shock: 5.10+, PG
Wop Stop: 5.11-, PG
Keep on Struttin': 5.9, PG-R
Step Lively: 5.9+, PG
Moonlight: 5.6, PG
Point-Blank: 5.12, R
Erect Direction: 5.10, PG
Crack'n-Up: 5.11+, PG-R
Updraft: 5.5, G
Cascading Crystal Kaleidoscope (CCK): 5.8, PG
CCK Direct: 5.9, PG
Diana: 5.8-, PG
Ken's Blind Hole: 5.6, PG
Unholy Wick: 5.8, G
Lost and Found: 5.7, PG
The Last Will Be First: 5.6, PG
Strolling on Jupiter: 5.10+, PG-R
Exit Stage Left: 5.9, PG
Jim's Gem: 5.8, PG
Modern Times: 5.8+, PG
Psychedelic: 5.8+, PG
High Exposure: 5.6+, G-PG
Beyond Good and Evil: 5.11-, PG
Directissima: 5.9, G
Enduro Man's Longest Hangout: 5.11, R
Ridicullissima: 5.10c, PG13
Directississima: 5.10, PG
Lakatakissima: 5.10, R-X
First Trapps Chimney: 5.3, G
First Trapps Chimney: 5.4, G
Buckets Above: 5.9+, G
First Trapps Chimney: 5.3, G
Obstacle Delusion: 5.10-, PG
Insuhlation: 5.9, PG
Alpine Diversions: 5.8, G
Missing, But Not Lost: 5.4, G
50-50: 5.5, G
60-40: 5.7, PG
Lichen Forty Winks: 5.7, PG
Sleepwalk: 5.7, PG
Ent Line: 5.10d, G
Ants' Line: 5.9, G
Condemned Man: 5.12-, R
The Throne: 5.12-, PG
Bonnie's Roof: 5.9, G-PG
Knockout Drops: 5.11, R
Ursula: 5.5, PG
Nose Drops: 5.9+, PG
Groovy: 5.9-, G
Space Invaders: 5.10+, PG
In the Groove: 5.6, G
In the Silly: 5.3, G
Slipping Into Incipiency: 5.10, R
Silly Groove: 5.9, PG
Silly Chimney: 5.1, G
No Man's Land: 5.11, PG
Tiers of Fear: 5.12, PG
The Yellow Wall: 5.11, PG-R
Scary Area: 5.12, G
Scary Area Direct: 5.12-, TR
Airy Aria: 5.8, G
Carbs and Caffeine: 5.11-, R
Lots of Malarkey: 5.7, PG
Wasp Stop: 5.11+, G
The Sting: 5.11+, PG
Lisa: 5.9, G
Full Face: 5.8, PG
Long Distance of the Lonely Runner: 5.10, G
48: 5.2, G
Vader: 5.10, R
Ventre de Boeuf: 5.9, PG
Uphill all the Way AKA The Man Who Fell to Earth: 5.12-, PG
Where Fools Rush In: 5.11-, R
Double Crack: 5.8, G
Lito and the Swan: 5.9, R
Ivan and the Saum: 5.9, PG
High Jinx: 5.9+, G
Broken Hammer: 5.3, PG
The Zigzag Face: 5.7-, R
49: 5.2, G
Forces of Nature: 5.11, PG
Quien Sabe: 5.10-, PG-R
The Nose: 5.7, PG-R
Lady's Lament: 5.10-, G
Fillipina: 5.9-, G
Boulder-Ville: 5.10, PG
Bold-Ville: 5.8, G
Winterlude: 5.10, PG
The Winter: 5.10+, PG
The Fall: 5.11-, R
The Summer: 5.11+, TR
Spring, The (P1): 5.10, PG-R
Oblique Twique: 5.8, G
Shit Creek: 5.7, PG
Unslung Heroes: 5.10-, PG-R
Los Tres Cabrones: 5.9, PG
Blistered Toe: 5.8-, PG
Torture Garden: 5.8, PG
Last Frontier: 5.10, G
The Yellow Crack: 5.12, R-X
Bragg-Hatch: 5.10+, PG
Kligfield's Follies: 5.11+, PG
Cluney's Jollies: 5.12, R
Simple Suff: 5.10-, G
Techno-Stuff: 5.12-, TR
The Blue Stink: 5.3, PG
Hooky: 5.6-, PG
Yesterday: 5.10-, PG
Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow: 5.11, R
Falled on Account of Strain: 5.10-, PG-R
Wet Dream: 5.12-, R
April Showers: 5.11, PG
Golden Showers: 5.11, G-PG
Called On Account of Rain: 5.11+, R
Comedy In Three Acts: 5.11, PG
Drop Zone: 5.12-, R
Pressure Drop: 5.11+, R
Frustration Syndrome: 5.10, G
Frustration Syndrome Direct Start: 5.11b, R
The Stand: 5.11-, PG
Coprophagia: 5.10-, PG
Wasp: 5.9, PG
J. A. P.: 5.10, PG
Expedition to Nowhere: 5.10-, R
Sticky Gate: 5.3, PG
Mud Sweat and Tears: 5.10-, PG
Withering Heights: 5.11, PG-R
Moondance: 5.6, G-PG
Sundance: 5.6, PG
Ghostdance: 5.7, PG-R
Raindance: 5.5, G
Contradance: 5.6-, PG
Roger's Escape Hatch: 3, G
Casa Emilio: 5.2, PG
Creaky Joints and Trigger Points: 5.10, PG
The Devil Made Me Do It: 5.9, R
Almost Pure and Simple: 5.8, G
Strings Attached: 5.12, TR
Casablanca: 5.8, PG
Emilio: 5.7+, PG
Casanova: 5.8, PG-R
Independent Hangover: 5.10+, PG-R
Yo Mama: 5.10, PG
Worp Factor 1: 5.11+, R-X
Interstellar Overdrive: 5.8, PG
Emilietta: 5.3, G
Counterstrike: 5.9, PG
Sudden Death: 5.8+, X
Trigger Point: 5.6, G
Crack of Despondency: 5.4, G
Pfui Teufel: 5.3, G
Four Foot Face: 5.3, G
Thom's Thumb, Left Hand: 5.4, PG
Future Shock: 5.12-, R
Meat By-Products: 5.10+, R
The Numbers Racket: 5.12, TR
Art's Route: 5.9, G
Renaissance: 5.12, PG
Modern Love: 5.13, TR
Thom's Thumb, Right Hand: 5.10-, PG
Ranger's Revenge: 5.5, PG
True Brit: 5.7, G
The Circumcisor: 5.12, R
Bone Hard: 5.12, PG
Death's Head Mask: 5.12+, R
Penal Colony: 5.7, R
Circumcision: 5.7, PG
Prophylactic: 5.11, R
Foreign Lesion: 5.10-, TR
Dick's Prick: 5.6, PG
Penis Colada: 5.8+, X
V. D.: 5.10, PG
Girls Just Want To Have Fun: 5.12+, PG-R
10,000 Restless Virgins: 5.10+, PG
The Lone Ranger: 5.3, G
After the Prick: 5.4, PG
Shut Up and Eat Your Greens: 5.12, TR
Wegetables I've Never Seen Before: 5.10+, PG
Tennish Anyone?: 5.10, PG
Hawaii Five-Ten: 5.10, R
Footloose: 5.8, PG
Boron Destroyer: 5.10, PG
Fancy Free: 5.8+, PG
Headless Horseman: 5.10, G
Crustacean Syndrome: 5.8, PG
Slime World: 5.12-, PG
Swamp Gas: 5.10+, PG
A Long Walk For Man, A Short Climb For Mankind: 5.4, G

Thanks for your post John, but in response to Mike, I have to disagree. I enjoy the alphabetical listing. It makes it much easier to find a webpage for a particular route. If someone plans on climbing here, they should buy the guidebook and not rely solely on mp.com, anyway.

Well, I'm not trying to replace the sidebar. I had a spreadsheet sitting around the I made from Black Dick and I decided to use my super Emacs powers to put hyperlinks on it. Don't try this at home, kids! As far as I'm concerned it's nice to leave this here as a comment and keep the sidebar as is. But the admins can do as they want.

John

The 5.8 question marked route just after Boston and Charie is Fitschen's Folly.

Strange - looks like the route got deleted from the database.

I've been keeping up with new routes that are in Black Dick. If you add a route that's not on the list send me an email and tell me where it fits. jpeterson@western.edu