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May 18, 2010
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE&qu...
Killis Howard wrote:
I'm new to climbing. Can anyone tell me if chalk is just a total pussy move or if it's really, really cool and necessary, like if chalk ceased to exist, would climbing just STOP?

Course not. Haven't you ever heard of Jim Erickson?

J. Albers wrote:
This thread just keeps on giving.... In particular, the Reverend Ripped is a f'ing riot....Testify!!!


I agree. Rip-o-matic is far more entertaining than the little wanker troll that started this thread, and continues to unimaginatively follow troll-101 basics without any inspiration. What a fekkin' amatuer.
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
1,686 points
May 18, 2010
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE&qu...
johnL wrote:
Conan the Riparian....Ripsputin....Ripolian Bone a part.


Jesus, John, I just snorked a half chug of PBR through my nose. Good on yer, Man!

Yeah, PBR....I still don't have a job and money is tight. I am saving up to buy a sixer of Pilsner Urquell this weekend!
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
1,686 points
May 18, 2010
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Buff Johnson
Joined Dec 19, 2005
1,494 points
May 19, 2010
Bucky
Lee Smith wrote:
... Yeah, PBR....I still don't have a job and money is tight. I am saving up to buy a sixer of Pilsner Urquell this weekend!


Hey now!! Watch yer mouth about the PBR!!! Now, I know that some of you Boulderites think its trendy to slum and drink PBR down on Pearl Street, but some of us grew up in good 'ol Wisco where our dads and uncles drank PBR and Old Style by choice....and we happen to think that PBR is a fine, fine beer!!! Much better than that high brow Czech stuff anyway....

Then again, I bet Ripped doesn't have time for PBR....he probably drinks an extreme combo of beer and Rockstar, eh?
J. Albers
From Colorado
Joined Jul 11, 2008
2,223 points
May 19, 2010
Bastille Crack Final Pitch
J. Albers wrote:
Hey now!! Watch yer mouth about the PBR!!! Now, I know that some of you Boulderites think its trendy to slum and drink PBR down on Pearl Street, but some of us grew up in good 'ol Wisco where our dads and uncles drank PBR and Old Style by choice....and we happen to think that PBR is a fine, fine beer!!! Much better than that high brow Czech stuff anyway.... Then again, I bet Ripped doesn't have time for PBR....he probably drinks an extreme combo of beer and Rockstar, eh?


Drink PBR - Save America

John Maguire
From Boulder, CO
Joined Nov 23, 2008
212 points
May 19, 2010
Lee Smith wrote:
Rip-o-matic is far more entertaining than the little wanker troll that started this thread, and continues to unimaginatively follow troll-101 basics without any inspiration. What a fekkin' amatuer.


Now now Leeroy, can we leave the personal attacks to RC.com? Besides, if this thread was a troll then why do so many of you bother reading/posting on it? The fact that so many(whiners) did either makes you a troll also or just a sucker. I think its neither since this is a legit thread.

So I'm working on a cute avatar photo for myself, anyone got any ideas?
P LaDouche
From CO
Joined Apr 12, 2007
16 points
May 19, 2010
Climbing So Wild at Thunder Ridge photo by Kevin M...
Helping to save America!
You can't climb all the time.
You can't climb all the time.
Christopher Jones
From Denver, Colorado
Joined Jan 31, 2005
967 points
May 19, 2010
I do have to say there are some angry people out there, homophobic too. I would share some of the PMs I've been getting but they are Private Messages for a reason eh? Here is a video that might explain what I'm talking about-

funnyordie.com/videos/36d31abc...
P LaDouche
From CO
Joined Apr 12, 2007
16 points
May 19, 2010
Function over fashion.  My newest pair of climbing...
Good job Chris! Keep up the good work. :-) Legs Magillicutty
From Littleton
Joined May 28, 2002
816 points
May 19, 2010
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE&qu...
P LaDouche wrote:
So I'm working on a cute avatar photo for myself, anyone got any ideas?


How's 'bout a picture of you in a dark room lit only by your computer screen, feverishly masturbating with one hand while you type with the other; making little Beavis & Butthead "he-he" noises as you congratulate yourself on the excellent "legit" thread you started that is so amatuerly and obviously a troll as to insult the intelligence of any thinking person.

Then get butthurt, claim it isn't a troll, come back with more troll, get butthurt, come back with personal attacks, claim it isn't a troll, get butthurt, claim you don't mock Noobs and then continue to mock them in every post, butthurt....not a troll....rookie.
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
1,686 points
May 19, 2010
Lee Smith wrote:
How's 'bout a picture of you in a dark room lit only by your computer screen, feverishly masturbating with one hand while you type with the other


I dont think Mrs LaDouche would like that too much Lee, quite the imagination you have though. Remind me to never climb with that rope...
P LaDouche
From CO
Joined Apr 12, 2007
16 points
May 19, 2010
You stay away from mah pig!
spencerparkin wrote:
BTW, I want to say for the record that the acqusations made against Joseph Smith on this thread are false. I'm not trying to start a religious debate nor am I going participate in one.


But, but, but... I just saw this thread! I want to bash teh Mormons! White and Delightsome! Pay Lay Ale! Mark of Cain! Adam-God doctrine! Mahonri Moriancamer! I don't know that we teach that anymore!

Oh, and for as n00btastic as rc.knob is, thanks to the good efforts of people like jt512, caughtinside, snoppy, and myself, we have MUCH less tolerance for noobs than this place does.

People who post up on rc asking about the difference between a sport redpoint and sport pinkpoint are going to get smacked down and made to feel like the fuckwits that they are. Here you just bob their knobs.

See my "don't be a jerk" thread for more details.
camhead
From Vandalia, Appalachia
Joined Jun 27, 2006
1,369 points
May 19, 2010
God, I have preety muscles.
johnL wrote:
Conan the Riparian (you can have that one). I'm in my underwear right now closely studying your profile picture. I'm confused because I'm gazing at your massive quads (quadzilla really) and I can't really understand how you got your man thong on. So Ripsputin (that's you too), my question really is, how much can spandex give before it won't rebound? Thanks. PS, Ripolian Bone a part.


The Ripmaster General is glad the you have been enjoying his herculean visage while partially nude. Your query about Quadzilla is a valid one. It is true that the Ripped One tears through man-panties like the Douchematic One tears through N00bs. I have since started using body paint to cover my roid-shriveled man hood.
Ripper Gore thanks you for all of the name suggestions. One must always have an extreme name when talking to the ladies.
Ripped
From No Fear, CO
Joined May 13, 2010
5 points
May 19, 2010
God, I have preety muscles.
J. Albers wrote:
Then again, I bet Ripped doesn't have time for PBR....he probably drinks an extreme combo of beer and Rockstar, eh?

Ripped Van Winkle thinks that Rockstar is for N00bs. He will only use Powerthirst to wash down his creatine.
Ripped
From No Fear, CO
Joined May 13, 2010
5 points
May 19, 2010
Mathematical!
Ripped wrote:
Ripped Van Winkle thinks that Rockstar is for N00bs. He will only use Powerthirst to wash down his creatine.


Baron von Rip, why didn't you ever tell us you were the official sponsor of such an extreme beverage? That is so extreme! I bet you get lots of ladies. I only wish I could be as rad as you. You're like the anti-wimploserweakling. Keep up the awesomeness!
Finn the Human
From The Land of Ooo
Joined Jul 11, 2008
123 points
May 19, 2010
There's a lot of talk on this site about anything but climbing, and a lot of whining. Does anyone actualy climb, report on conditions and climbing, or does everyone have an attitude? I remember the French guy climbing in the states for a month, looking for a partner, and some of the smart remarks made. Most people are idiots, aren't they? Darrell Bruder
From Steamboat Spring, CO
Joined Jun 28, 2009
0 points
May 19, 2010
Ya know, there was one thing about Misty(of misty&Killis) that I liked in one of her numerous internet promotions of herself and that is she used the word "butthurt" quite a bit.

Why are people butthurt so easily? We all(mostly) do some crazed shit sometimes on the rock, things that 99.9% of the population would never even consider doing and yet the some of the same people get all bent out of shape over some words...

Now, can anyone tell me how to build a platform in the back of my truck? Do I need to buy some tools?
P LaDouche
From CO
Joined Apr 12, 2007
16 points
May 19, 2010
Mathematical!
P LaDouche wrote:
Now, can anyone tell me how to build a platform in the back of my truck? Do I need to buy some tools?


No tools needed... if you are a real hardcore climber, that is. Just use your crazy strong forearm muscles to tighten any nuts or screws. It's all about crimp power! I always take off my shirt before working anywhere on a car though. Don't want to get any dirt/grease/oil on my pink, striped, Abercrombie shirt!

And here's a little tip for you: climber's urine can be used as a viable replacement for gasoline. But it only works if you are a real climber, like MC Ripper.
Finn the Human
From The Land of Ooo
Joined Jul 11, 2008
123 points
May 19, 2010
Yo
I bet the Ripped master general would just pound the screws in with his palm. Silly P La Troll climbers don't drive trucks they drive Subarus. Brett B.
Joined Jun 4, 2009
25 points
May 19, 2010
"Conditions at Lumpy??" From Ft. Collins........WTF.

We're all doomed.
Tim Hudgel
Joined Jan 21, 2009
160 points
May 19, 2010
You can love your rope but you can't "LOVE&qu...
P LaDouche wrote:
I dont think Mrs LaDouche would like that too much Lee, quite the imagination you have though. Remind me to never climb with that rope...


I do have some imagination Mr. LaDouche; quite a refreshing difference from your boring formula trolling and sophomoric humor.

Yawn.... It is past my bedtime and except for the extemporaneous wit from the Rip-asuarus Rex and his cohorts, this thread is officially boring me. Thanks for the troll Mr. LaDouche, even though it was fairly mediocre. I'm out.

PS I think it is time to retire my rope. It's pretty filthy.
Lee Smith
Joined Sep 5, 2003
1,686 points
Oct 29, 2012
the man was smart
hey look what I found during the "storm of the century"

whatever happened to P?
T Roper
From VA,NM,UT,CT,MA
Joined Mar 31, 2006
1,054 points
Oct 31, 2012
DEVILS TOWER
P LaDouche wrote:
So I'm working on a cute avatar photo for myself, anyone got any ideas?


Contact Summers Eve their illustrators should be able to help you!

The Ripped one rules!
Loyd Wofford III
Joined Feb 9, 2009
55 points
Oct 31, 2012
Grahh! There be a human in my Throne!
Dang, This is a wicked old thread.
Lets get back to the basics!

Tim C
From Lakewood, CO
Joined Nov 17, 2007
209 points
Oct 31, 2012
DEVILS TOWER
Dang, This is a wicked old thread. Lets get back to the basics! Powerthirst 2
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This is BASIC! We All need to talk about this and how and keep the thread ALIVE for gods sake the humor in this thread alone could keep the world laughing till the end of time (12-21-2012 in case anyone forgot about that also) No more NOOBS!!!!!

Please come back Rip-o-potumus we need you
Loyd Wofford III
Joined Feb 9, 2009
55 points


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