There should be a yearly MP convention where the users of MP meet and greet, drink beer, climb all day and talk shit all night. With maybe some serious things in the evening, slide shows, "panel discussions", etc.
There could even be a Octagon where forum disputes are settled with dignity.
Just know Nick, that if I bring my wife, she will "slap" you for tossing you baby across that gap. Her words, not mine!
That's going to be a cat fight... If you observe more astutely, you will see that Nick is merely CATCHING the child (and what kind of father would let the child just fall?) and it was his wife that threw the baby.