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More Monkey than Funky 

YDS: 5.11b French: 6c Ewbanks: 23 UIAA: VIII- ZA: 23 British: E3 5c

   
Type:  Trad, 1 pitch, 40'
Consensus:  YDS: 5.11b/c French: 6c+ Ewbanks: 23 UIAA: VIII- ZA: 24 British: E4 6a [details]
FA: John Bachar, 1976
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Submitted By: Josh Beck on Nov 8, 2002

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Description 

This is a simply spectacular route. A 3rd class slab leads directly to the roof. 15' or slightly more of sinker horizontal hand jamming (assuming average sized men's hands) lead to desperate super tight hands jamming around the lip. Once above the lip a tricky though not terribly difficult move or two and a last thin piece of gear are best dispatched before the pump clock catches up with you! Best led with one rope - clip your first piece or two with slings and don't blow it. At the lip place a piece or two and fire around the corner. Once established above the roof make sure to route the rope through a little groove/slot approximately 6" left of the crack - this will prevent your gear from walking deep into the crack (cams are fixed on this route reasonably frequently) or the rope from hanging on a cam before you get to the anchor.

Protection 

A couple of hand sized pieces, one each 1-2" and a selection of thin pieces for the last placement or two. Bolted belay/rappel.


Photos of More Monkey than Funky Slideshow Add Photo
Darshan hangs out like it's eassy
Darshan hangs out like it's eassy
Todd Skinner on More Monkey than Funky (5.11b), Jo...
Todd Skinner on More Monkey than Funky (5.11b), Jo...
Eric working his way over the lip (TR)
Eric working his way over the lip (TR)
Andrew L. getting funky.
Andrew L. getting funky.
More monkey
More monkey
More Funky than Monkey, too easy for Josh Higgins.
More Funky than Monkey, too easy for Josh Higgins.
Me on my first roof crack.
Me on my first roof crack.
Just another photo of an area classic.  EE pullin'...
Just another photo of an area classic. EE pullin'...

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By Josh Beck
Mar 20, 2003

One thing I forgot to add - readily toproped by scrambling up the backside (4th/easy 5th class slab). A safe toprope but if you blow it early in the roof the pendulum is better than disneyland. Be sure to pick up your feet and not drag them through the cat's claw on the way by :)
By Josh Beck
Mar 20, 2003

A question for all the hardmen: For a punter (me) with dreams of Separate Reality, I'm working on roof cracks of all sizes for endurance, strength, technique, etc. Obviously I'm working on redpointing this route and have been working on Big Bob's Big Wedge and Pigpen. I'm wondering what people think of other training climbs - I'm hoping to make it to Red Rocks soon and try Desert Reality, and I'm thinking of bushwacking around Woodson until I find Undertow. Other suggestions? Anyone been on Separate Reality and have training advice? Thanks a bunch.
By Steve Juhasz
Mar 20, 2003

More Monkey was my first totally horizontal crack, but as you found out, the vertical bit is harder than the roof. Separate Reality is much harder than More Monkey. The roof starts out pretty wide, but you can reach past it to solid hand jams deep in the crack. The roof is much longer too, and it gets progressively harder with each move, the end of the crack is very tight hands, from where you have to make a very strenuous reach to am awkward flake at the lip. Also, I never wear tape on my hands, and I did monkey several times with no tape and no pain, but on separate reality, you'll want tape. My hands bled from a dozen holes after this route, the rock inside the crack is extremely coarse for Yosemite standards. Core body strength counts for much more than crimp power on Separate reality. Also, keep only one foot at a time in the crack, use the other foot for flagging for balance. Good luck!
By C Miller
Administrator
Mar 20, 2003
rating: 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c

Some ideas for roof cracks at Josh -

Castaway, Moronogo Man, Rice Cake Roof, Emotional Rescue, Control to KAOS, Comfortably Numb

These are of different ratings and widths to provide skill in a variety of situations. Hopefully when you get on Separate Reality you'll be prepared, and it won't be too bad; of course a season at the Gunks or at the T-Wall would really do the trick...get horizontal!
By M.Morley
Administrator
From: Sacramento, CA
Mar 20, 2003

I climbed this route several years ago on toprope with a then 18-year-old kid named Ben who went on to become a YOSAR staff and Yosemite hardman. Anyway, we used a 2-rope TR system to minimize the monster swing if you pop off. If memory serves, we set one rope in the usual location up top. Another anchor was set at the top of the initial slab where the horizontal crack begins. The climber could then climb the route on 2 separate belays (2 belayers needed). It worked out well (not that I fell or anything ;) ).
By C Miller
Administrator
Mar 20, 2003
rating: 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c

A single rope will suffice if toproping this line as the roof crack is much easier than past the lip.
By Josh Beck
Mar 20, 2003

Indeed - one rope suffices, the roof crack out to the lip is very easy - strenuous but fantastic hand jams, and even if you do fall it's much more exciting to be on a single rope and have a great big swing :)
By Steven Powers
Oct 6, 2003

i tried tr'ing this one when i had only been climbing three weeks.... the idea of a hand jam still eluded me and evrytime i tried to pick me feet up into the crack i would take a huge ride into space, have to admit it was kinda fun, just watch out for the catclaw as your being lowered.....owwwwww!
By Anonymous Coward
Mar 30, 2004

I tried top-roping this this thing years ago. I actually got my hand stuck at the beginning of the crack. Stuck like an oversunk nut. I was out from the slab, but not near enough to the lip to get any help from the rope. I was sweating it - and pumping out -until I finally managed to slip my hand out. Never got back to doing it though...

John Mireles
By d-know
From: electric lady land
Apr 1, 2006

horizontal jamming rocks. I had my 2 pals all worked up about the start "don't fall man or you'll ride the slab", but once they latched into the 1st sweet jam it was all smiles.
By lhole
Jan 24, 2007

Very fun and short little route! Some of the best handjamming in a roof that I have ever done. I had a ton of fun on it and would recommend it to anyone who can lead solid 5.11. T.R.ing it may be fun but the lead is very exciting, it takes gear exceptionally well. I personally think when led it bumps the grade up to it's guidebook 5.11d, Enjoy!
By Shambavi
From: Orange, CA
Sep 27, 2007

anyone have anymore pics of More Monkey than Funky???
By susan peplow
From: Joshua Tree
Sep 27, 2007

Sure do, it's small but a goodie.

~Susan
By andy patterson
Administrator
From: Santa Barbara, CA
Feb 19, 2008

For those that advocate the two rope system for leading or top-roping, I must say that a single rope works quite well for both applications. The swing, while considerable, is quite safe. For those leading the climb, be careful climbing above the lip encounter: if you fall and your belayer gives you too "static" of a belay , you run the risk of taking a pendulum into the roof. I did, and it hurt. A prudent "dynamic" belay would probably help all that. Or you could not fall like I did.

Wonderful climb!
By Burt Lindquist
Administrator
From: Madison, WI
Jun 9, 2009

On YouTube there is an old video of John Bachar soloing this roof for an episode of "That's Incredible". Its pretty funny to hear in the back ground "Fran Tarkington" (sp?) saying that the part of the climb above the roof is "the most dangerous part" even though that's were the harder moves are on this route. Always impressive on the other hand to see climber solo footage of hard routes and later in the video "Leave it to Beaver" is soloed by John.
By Adam Stackhouse
Administrator
Jun 9, 2009

Here is the video


It includes an initial climb of a "small rock" So High, then More Monkey, then he literally walks up the Beaver.
By RTM
Aug 22, 2009
rating: 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a

That vid is soooo classic, has the vibe of a '70s porn flik. Fran refers to the Monkey as a 50ft Mountain. That's one steep (and short) mountain!
By Drewsky
Aug 24, 2009

Thank you for posting that link; the video is awesome. And the announcer is right: Leave it to Beaver is "almost impossible"--but not quite. RIP John Bachar!
By Nelson Day
From: Joshua Tree, CA
Nov 7, 2012

Gear recommendations: (1) #2 C4 (first placement), (2) #1 C4 (or 1 C4 and a black metolius), (1) .75 C4, (1) 0.5 (orange metolius), (1) #0 master cam (purple for the top of the climb). Make sure to not place the #1 in the roof in your hand jam spot... I placed the black metolius at the lip. Optional green master cam for the roof.
By Russ Walling
From: www.FishProducts.com
Nov 7, 2012

Super classic route! Great cold weather oven over there too.

As to the pro listed above: How about just using crack size instead of all these brand specific sizes? WTF is a black/brown #9 Trango 2010 series master cranker? How about 2" pro under the roof and something in the 1" range around the lip?

Not everyone owns all that bullshit or even knows what it all is.
By Adam Stackhouse
Administrator
Nov 7, 2012

Quit whining Russ
By caughtinside
From: Oakland CA
Nov 7, 2012

If you try this thing without that black/brown trango Master cranker it is an X route for sure. Better toprope.
By AST
Nov 28, 2013

lol @ bachar with the sunglasses in that clip. Spitting image of Owen Wilson. RIP to the legend.
By Johnny Y
From: California
Dec 3, 2013

The ultimate crux was trying not to land into the thorny bush directly below the anchor, my slings got caught while swinging out to the boulder and all was lost
By Phil Esra
Jan 2, 2014

Try a kneebar at the lip!
By skinny legs and all
From: Elizabethtown, Pennsylvania
Feb 7, 2014

I read an article in an old Climbing or Rock and Ice rag of Bachar recounting his witness to a solo ascent of this climb by John Yablonski. Yabo made it through the roof, and pulling the lip he just freaked. He was super pumped. Bachar thought Yabo had no business being on the rig without a rope and told him so prior to booting up. So Yabo is panicking, maxing out on poor jams and his entire body starts quivering; no I mean violently shaking. Somehow between blood-curling screams Yabo manages to make one more move, then another, and another, each time catching the jam poorly, with his fingers and hands oozing out. He stayed on each "jam" just long enough to snatch the higher, equally poorly set jam the moment before the lower jam was going to grease out in the next tenth of a second. It must have been quite a site to witness. Had I been there (or alive at that time), I don't think I would have been able to watch. Yabo was renowned for his skin of the teeth solos, but I understand that this one was an exceptional horror show. I am glad that the guy made it.
By Russ Walling
From: www.FishProducts.com
Feb 8, 2014

Here is a link to the Yabo freesolo story directly from Bachar:

supertopo.com/climbing/thread....
By tanner jones
Mar 14, 2014



weekend whipper featured on rock and ice a few weeks ago
By Fat Dad
From: Los Angeles, CA
Nov 3, 2014

^^^
Wow, that dude is lucky he didn't crack his melon on the lip. No idea how he could have fallen from there. There's a tricky move getting established around the lip (that I think is the actually crux of the route, not the roof), but once you've done that, it's pretty mellow to the top. Guess it ain't over till it's over.