I'm serious about the men only thing. It seems like every time I head out into the woods I come out looking cleaner and more feminine than when I went in. What are your tips for staying rugged and manly?

Testosterone cream.

Bear wrestlin

Roughing up the suspect thrice daily is sure to promote more production of testosterone. Be careful to use moisturizer on your hands. Some proj's can leave nasty rough spots on your hands brah.

I have always wanted to know the secret! Thanks for putting this up.

Allow me to begin.

The Five Easy Steps to Keeping Your Manly Self Scruffy and Manly

4 bottles of Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey
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1 to douse yourself with repeatedly throughout the day
the other three to drink while you're enjoying the woods (I'm assuming this is a day hike?)


Make sure you wear a thick, wool, RED, plaid, button down, long-sleeved shirt and if it is unseasonably warm don't forget your short, blue-jean, hand-cut shorts


A bottle of Uncle Franks Genuine Hair Tonic to apply atleast 10-15 times to your arms, face, neck, and (most importantly) your bush
--- for an extra thick coat that peeks out from your short shorts apply liberally atleast 20 times daily--


And of course a bottle of Axe Spray deodorant... any scent will do

EXCEPT THAT CHOCOLATE SHIIII gtfouttaherewiththat!


You're Welcome.

So, should I stop flossing when I am in the woods to keep up my manly breath? I'm a bit concerned that this might be harmful to my gums. Would the whiskey help the tooth rot?

Is there a fine line between manly and Ted Kaczynski? Or was he actually pretty manly but misunderstood? I tried the big bear beard and after a month it was just too scratchy and my girl didn't like how it tickled her cheecks. Maybe there is some product to soften the beard out there? I know, not manly but a compromise.

I also wonder if talking about gourmet food is manly or not. If I curse when I talk about it, that should make anything more manly, right? Fucking put some fresh basil on it.

Watch crocodile dundee for the secret tips.

Slap the rock.

You aren't staying out long enough. When people won't come within a half mile of you then you know.

be sure to soil yourself at least once a day... cleaning optional.

Eating my own brand of Glutenaise helps to keep me manly, and repel any Boulder hipsters when in the woods.

I've always just rolled around in the dirt 2-3 times a day. Clearly, I'm not giving enough attention to my masculine hygiene.

I usually like to start my mornings off with this

Men.......you don't have to try to be scruffy.....you already are and will always be....... Manly on the other hand????? Oh boy, you may need help there.....

acquire a bromance.

Stich, she might be right. Your drinking Frog roast, I get mani/pedis twice a month. Fringe benefit of my wife owning a salon. Don't get polish unless it's a very special occasion(such as sipping Frog roast)but man it feels so good. Pariffin dips, oh yeah.