If you found my purple friend jammed deep in a crack in East A, please return it to me.

I will make it worth your while with good karma and a six pack or finder's fee. Whatever you want. I'll even be your belay slave for a day.

I just couldn't release it from the crack cuz I had to rush to work. I believe it was stuck there last sunday (nov 25th).

I went there today to try and retrieve it but it was gone. Please return it, if you happen to have it.

You will feel good about it, I promise.

Sincerely,

Ryan Martin