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Apr 13, 2012
Basically, yeah, I am looking for Male climbing partners. Females please do not reply Peter
From Tempe, AZ
Joined Mar 5, 2006
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Apr 13, 2012
Nice jedi mind trick. Copperhead
Joined Aug 16, 2011
0 points
Apr 16, 2012
bacon
Do they have to be born male? Elena Sera Jose
From colorado
Joined Mar 11, 2012
355 points
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Apr 16, 2012
tomato, tomotto, kill mike amato.
dude, is that your nut tool jabbing me in the back knock it off.... slim
Joined Dec 1, 2004
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Apr 16, 2012
dude, this post was in response to some girl looking here for female climbing partners. Peter
From Tempe, AZ
Joined Mar 5, 2006
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Apr 16, 2012
Colonel Mustard
Peter wrote:
dude, this post was in response to some girl looking here for female climbing partners.


Those female only partner posts draw creeps like flies to crap. Just let it go, who cares if ladies want to climb with other ladies?

Although, if I were looking for specific partner types, I'd probably just silently screen.
Colonel Mustard
Joined Sep 13, 2005
1,381 points
Apr 16, 2012
Coffee after freezing our asses off near James Pea...
Reminds me of...

Manhood Camping - (I am NOT GAY)
Stich
From Colorado Springs, Colorado
Joined Jan 1, 2001
1,496 points
Apr 16, 2012
RJN
Stitch you as always never fail to amaze! So u wanna do it???? U have to bring your own crystal though I'm not letting you borrow mine! Ryan N
From Bellingham, WA
Joined May 21, 2009
183 points
Apr 16, 2012
Is it just me or isn't a JO circle totally gay? Maybe that's what they do to keep the bears away? Erick Valler
From flat midwest
Joined Feb 28, 2011
16 points
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Apr 16, 2012
tomato, tomotto, kill mike amato.
Peter wrote:
dude, this post was in response to some girl looking here for female climbing partners.


yeah, i know. i was going to make a comment with an allusion to a ball gag and whether you wanna do a wall some time, but i figured it might get deleted.
slim
Joined Dec 1, 2004
2,067 points
Apr 16, 2012
Zermatt
Stich wrote:



"- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use "

Sounds totally not gay.
J mac
Joined Oct 8, 2008
102 points
Apr 16, 2012
Rock Wars, RRG, 2008
Looking for MANHOOD CAMPING companions...females may also attend AND participate.,.. and bring your own clip things that rock climbers use.

Oh yeah, and this certainly is not meant to be gay. OK?
Woodchuck ATC
Joined Nov 29, 2007
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Apr 16, 2012
bacon
I just vomited Elena Sera Jose
From colorado
Joined Mar 11, 2012
355 points
Apr 16, 2012
not that I really care... but just to clarify things. I saw here at least several posts in the past where girls were looking specifically for female climbing partners. and zero posts where dudes would be looking for male climbing partners. is not that weird? )) is not this country about sex equality and things like that?
this manhood camping staff is pretty funny though
Peter
From Tempe, AZ
Joined Mar 5, 2006
24 points
Apr 16, 2012
This may get the Most Juvenile Thread Ever award, which is quite a feat, considering the competition! Congratulations, Peter! (but I've been reading it :) FrankPS
From Atascadero, CA
Joined Nov 19, 2009
130 points
Apr 16, 2012
i feel like there are quite a few lurking females on this site. respect to that chick for trying to bring them out. dudes looking for dude partners... is about as gay as manhood camping... though it was pretty funny... this thread is pretty funny S Denny
From Aspen, CO
Joined Sep 25, 2008
24 points
Apr 16, 2012
Out of the blue.  Photo by Mike W.
slim wrote:
yeah, i know. i was going to make a comment with an allusion to a ball gag and whether you wanna do a wall some time, but i figured it might get deleted.


Yeah. You're right. I threw in a little sarcasm on that thread and wham. I got flagged. I like to think I was getting flogged. So I posted another. Wham. Flogged again. Mmmm, I kind of liked it. I post up. She flogs me. My post goes down. This is fun. Most action I've had in a while. I hope it was her. Otherwise, some dude was flogging me, some geeky computer admin was knocking down my post all the while I was fantasizing about some climber chick that was forbidden to climb with men, yet really wanted me.

Yes, this thread is silly. Yes, I just participated.
Greg D
From Here
Joined Apr 5, 2006
960 points
Apr 17, 2012
Rock Wars, RRG, 2008
'Manhood Camping',,,,,I just can't get past that term, that idea, that image in my head as it was described on the Craigslist link above. I don't think I'll be able to sleep well now...........scared to close my eyes. Woodchuck ATC
Joined Nov 29, 2007
3,091 points
Apr 17, 2012
S Denny wrote:
i feel like there are quite a few lurking females on this site.


Such as Dexter Rutecki?
Andy Kowles
From Longtuckles
Joined Jul 28, 2011
79 points
Apr 17, 2012
Rock Wars, RRG, 2008
Wonder when Elanor is going to post the need for a female climbing partner? I know she definately doesn't want any of us crude and awful guys to climb with. Woodchuck ATC
Joined Nov 29, 2007
3,091 points
Apr 17, 2012
Plumbers Crack
Pee Wee.
Pee Wee.


Even Pee Wee is a little weirded out by this thread
Matt Kuehl
From red rock
Joined Nov 29, 2010
1,384 points
Apr 17, 2012
Eiger summit
"What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."

Billy Crystal, "When Harry Met Sally," 1989
Brian
From North Kingstown, RI
Joined Sep 27, 2001
656 points
Apr 17, 2012
Coffee after freezing our asses off near James Pea...
Looking for male climbing partners. Must be willing to hold up liquor stores. No freaks.

Stich
From Colorado Springs, Colorado
Joined Jan 1, 2001
1,496 points
Apr 17, 2012
This is apparently in response to him and his fiance deciding they were uncomfortable with any potential "coed bivy situation.."

Interesting that a sport like climbing that is founded on trust is still subjected to the mistrust that many relationships can create.

Curious- who brought this up, you or your lady?
Avi Katz
Joined Sep 8, 2010
228 points
Apr 17, 2012
Holy shit how many people watched this thread. I am really impressed Peter
From Tempe, AZ
Joined Mar 5, 2006
24 points
Apr 17, 2012
Drinking breakfast before climbing the elephant pe...
Reminds me of the old joke:

Guy #1 "If you ever woke up and your ass hurt really bad, would you tell anyone?"

Guy #2 "Dear God! No way."

Guy #1 "Want to go camping?"
Bretterick Briggs
From Salt Lake City, UT
Joined Aug 6, 2009
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