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Looking for Male Climbing Partners.

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Peter Yakovchuk · · Tempe, AZ · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 0

Basically, yeah, I am looking for Male climbing partners. Females please do not reply

Copperhead · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2011 · Points: 0

Nice jedi mind trick.

Elena Sera Jose · · colorado · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 350

Do they have to be born male?

slim · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2004 · Points: 1,103

dude, is that your nut tool jabbing me in the back knock it off....

Peter Yakovchuk · · Tempe, AZ · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 0

dude, this post was in response to some girl looking here for female climbing partners.

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,241
Peter wrote:dude, this post was in response to some girl looking here for female climbing partners.
Those female only partner posts draw creeps like flies to crap. Just let it go, who cares if ladies want to climb with other ladies?

Although, if I were looking for specific partner types, I'd probably just silently screen.
Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,520
Ryan N · · Bellingham, WA · Joined May 2009 · Points: 195

Stitch you as always never fail to amaze! So u wanna do it???? U have to bring your own crystal though I'm not letting you borrow mine!

Erick Valler · · flat midwest · Joined Feb 2011 · Points: 20

Is it just me or isn't a JO circle totally gay? Maybe that's what they do to keep the bears away?

slim · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2004 · Points: 1,103
Peter wrote:dude, this post was in response to some girl looking here for female climbing partners.
yeah, i know. i was going to make a comment with an allusion to a ball gag and whether you wanna do a wall some time, but i figured it might get deleted.
John mac · · Boulder, CO · Joined Oct 2008 · Points: 105
Stich wrote:Reminds me of... Manhood Camping - (I am NOT GAY)
"- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use "

Sounds totally not gay.
Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280

Looking for MANHOOD CAMPING companions...females may also attend AND participate.,.. and bring your own clip things that rock climbers use.

Oh yeah, and this certainly is not meant to be gay. OK?

Elena Sera Jose · · colorado · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 350

I just vomited

Peter Yakovchuk · · Tempe, AZ · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 0

not that I really care... but just to clarify things. I saw here at least several posts in the past where girls were looking specifically for female climbing partners. and zero posts where dudes would be looking for male climbing partners. is not that weird? )) is not this country about sex equality and things like that?
this manhood camping staff is pretty funny though

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 276

This may get the Most Juvenile Thread Ever award, which is quite a feat, considering the competition! Congratulations, Peter! (but I've been reading it :)

S Denny · · Aspen, CO · Joined Sep 2008 · Points: 20

i feel like there are quite a few lurking females on this site. respect to that chick for trying to bring them out. dudes looking for dude partners... is about as gay as manhood camping... though it was pretty funny... this thread is pretty funny

Greg D · · Here · Joined Apr 2006 · Points: 883
slim wrote: yeah, i know. i was going to make a comment with an allusion to a ball gag and whether you wanna do a wall some time, but i figured it might get deleted.
Yeah. You're right. I threw in a little sarcasm on that thread and wham. I got flagged. I like to think I was getting flogged. So I posted another. Wham. Flogged again. Mmmm, I kind of liked it. I post up. She flogs me. My post goes down. This is fun. Most action I've had in a while. I hope it was her. Otherwise, some dude was flogging me, some geeky computer admin was knocking down my post all the while I was fantasizing about some climber chick that was forbidden to climb with men, yet really wanted me.

Yes, this thread is silly. Yes, I just participated.
Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280

'Manhood Camping',,,,,I just can't get past that term, that idea, that image in my head as it was described on the Craigslist link above. I don't think I'll be able to sleep well now...........scared to close my eyes.

Andy Kowles · · Lyons, CO · Joined Jul 2011 · Points: 65
S Denny wrote:i feel like there are quite a few lurking females on this site.
Such as Dexter Rutecki?
Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,280

Wonder when Elanor is going to post the need for a female climbing partner? I know she definately doesn't want any of us crude and awful guys to climb with.

Matt Kuehl · · Las Vegas · Joined Nov 2010 · Points: 1,712


Even Pee Wee is a little weirded out by this thread
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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