Looking for a gear climbing OG.

Hey, I live in Riverton, Wyoming and I'm looking for a dude or dudette who is an OG. I have a rope and a rack and I want to rock the f*** out, and STAT! I want to climb cracks, and I want an OG or OG'ette to take me under their wing and show me how to safely kick ass. I will belay all day, I will drive 400 miles... I don't give a s***... I want to climb and I want someone who is, or was, as motivated as I am now to show me how to go big AND go home. My names Mark, and I'm built like a panther and I want to climb like a tiger wants to eat a Bangladeshi dude... so hit me up if you're in Wyoming (anywhere there!) and want an apprentice, or just have some trad advice... thanks a bunch, Universe!

Sincerely,

Maek V.