Local falls off high horse- scratches trad rack

An unidentified man fell off his high white horse today riding it to Red Rocks. Witnesses speculate that he was knocked off balance when his horse started galloping towards the Rainbow Wall. Some witnesses speculate it was his giant ego that caused his loss of balance. Not only did he suffer head injuries but also his brand new trad rack got some scratches. He is expected to make a full recovery

Apparently MP.com needs to start a need forum: The Pro/Anti Killis Forum. Or maybe just a "The Onion"-themed forum. Maybe that's what they're working on currently during the downtime. :)

BTW, pretty funny title, LCC.

--Marc