Kiwi climbers in US?

Hey mates, who is visiting the valley this year? My mate and I have aspirations to climb easy trad(5.6) to easy aide routes under 10 pitches.

Hey, Lucille Lee, the girl of my dreams, if only you weren't 72 years old and living out of your van. . .
Have you been injured? Last I checked, you lead 5.11 trad, but now you're only looking for 5.6? Have the years on the road caught up with you?
Are you running around on your best boys from Camp Four?

Yes Tweak i have been injured but getting better every day. Thank you for your advice. Let me correct you: im kinda way past the girl but into my lady age now at 72. Keep on sending! .....and oh, I almost forgot: you are gonna die.

Generator crack Lucy. An old granny like you should be able to work that thing.