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Lions and Tigers and Bears! S 
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If I Only Had a Brain 

YDS: 5.10 French: 6b Ewbanks: 20 UIAA: VII- ZA: 19 British: E2 5b

Type:  Sport
Consensus:  YDS: 5.10 French: 6b Ewbanks: 20 UIAA: VII- ZA: 19 British: E2 5b [details]
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Submitted By: Scott Tucker on Jul 10, 2006

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If I Only Had A Brain


A little more technical than burly, but sustained enough to make you work. Good route.


Just right of the middle of the main wall, left of Ruby Slippers which is in front of the obvious curved tree.


Bolts & chains.

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Climbing the light colored band. Ruby Slippers is ...
BETA PHOTO: Climbing the light colored band. Ruby Slippers is ...
Just past the first crux.
Just past the first crux.

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By Scott Tucker
From: Tucson, AZ
Jun 25, 2007

This route is a little trickier to find now that another climb has been added nearby. Directly in front of the curved tree is "Who's Your Wizard?", which has distinctive brown hangars. To the left is "Ruby Slippers", which has an obvious curved crack near the start. "If I Only Had a Brain" is left of this and has a high first bolt. The anchors are lower than those on "Ruby Slippers".
By joshf
From: missoula, mt
Feb 27, 2009

Great route, steep climbing on varied features.
By Tim Wolfe
From: Salt Lake City, UT
Apr 8, 2013
rating: 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b

Awesome line that is easier than it initially appears. Really well bolted and safe - just go and a hold will show up. Sharp so feet stick like glue.
By Austin Sobotka
From: Tucson, AZ
Aug 4, 2015

Goes on gear to the last bolt just fine (not clipping the last bolt will put you in a position to take quite a ride if you fall on your way to the anchors). Bring doubles of finger-sized pieces and some small and medium sized stoppers.
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