I need an Aid Guru

I did the Leaning Tower in the Valley this fall, now I'm hooked (pun intended). Anyone want a belay slave for several days in the desert? Here's the catch- you have to teach me your aid magic tricks. I've got all of February, Zion anyone??

No takers?? Seriously, not all my jokes are that bad... I've got all of February and I can go anywhere, I've got a bunch of extra gear, even starting finding those weird looking aid hooker-mabobs. I wanna nail some f$#$ing rocks! (but I really don't want to murder any routes). Hit me up!!