I know someone can do better than this. . .

climbers

Oh please god no...

Yeah, many variations of this going around, but I have to admit this one is pretty funny - thanks for the laugh.

johnL wrote:I've seen this mastabatory shit all over the last couple days. I don't know how it became a meme but it needs to stop.

This crap is everywhere. Last month it was Tebowing. That we have turned into complete Lemmings is distressing to me. A Macarena every month? Then I vote for global apocalypse.

johnL wrote:I've seen this mastabatory shit all over the last couple days. I don't know how it became a meme but it needs to stop.

"Mastabatory"?Are you from Compton?When you polish your bayonet;are you "mastabating",or "masturbating"?C'mon,man.First you give up on spelling;soon grammar and usage go out the window....eventually you make as much sense as Ellenor Stone.

Ellipses only have three periods...

Langlois wrote:Ellipses only have three periods...

Yeah,I was getting turned on and carried away.......

Don't forget the bolt gun that Stallone carries. Most of America thinks that is real also.

Is the last photo a shot of Chicken McNuggets @ Smith?

It's from the Quickening at Smith

For those with tele-itus.

Tele

The climbers one was funny ...
The telemark-ers one was hilarious.

Joe Huggins wrote: "Mastabatory"?Are you from Compton?When you polish your bayonet;are you "mastabating",or "masturbating"?C'mon,man.First you give up on spelling;soon grammar and usage go out the window....eventually you make as much sense as Ellenor Stone.

Mr. Joe, if you're gonna be a grammar and spelling Nazi, please remember: Spaces go AFTER periods, commas, questions marks, semi colons, and all other punctuation marks. Every time! C'mon man!

Incorrect:

I use periods,commas,questions marks,and semi colons.I like them.

Correct:

I use periods, commas, questions marks, and semi colons. I like them.

Eric Krantz wrote: Mr. Joe, if you're gonna be a grammar and spelling Nazi, please remember: Spaces go AFTER periods, commas, questions marks, semi colons, and all other punctuation marks. Every time! C'mon man! Incorrect: I use periods,commas,questions marks,and semi colons.I like them. Correct: I use periods, commas, questions marks, and semi colons. I like them.

Thanks. It's funny, because I read some fluff piece about it on one of the major news sites. The guy was going on about how unhip and misgroovy it is (was?) to be using spaces everywhere; so, I've been experimenting with it. I guess you don't approve, eh? Score one for the traditionalists.
EDIT-Don't forget ellipses...........I really like those.
But, seriously; Nazi? Man, is that ever a trite cliche? How DO you punctuate that last statement? UH-oh...starting to have serious self esteem issues...

Relevant. [NSFW language?]

Tristan Higbee wrote:Relevant. [NSFW language?]

word.

johnL wrote:Joe, I have probably written out masturbatory only a few times in my life, therefore I lacked the practice to do it correctly after a night of tricycle racing. I apologize.

Just trying to have a little fun, John, not to hurt any feelings.
Tricycle racing? Does that mean what I think it does?

johnL wrote:Joe, I have probably written out masturbatory only a few times in my life, therefore I lacked the practice to do it correctly after a night of tricycle racing. I apologize.

Darkhorse? I hear you have the legs of a tricycle racer.

Joe Huggins wrote: Thanks. It's funny, because I read some fluff piece about it on one of the major news sites. The guy was going on about how unhip and misgroovy it is (was?) to be using spaces everywhere; so, I've been experimenting with it. I guess you don't approve, eh? Score one for the traditionalists. EDIT-Don't forget ellipses...........I really like those. But, seriously; Nazi? Man, is that ever a trite cliche? How DO you punctuate that last statement? UH-oh...starting to have serious self esteem issues...

Ellipses don't work for the end of a sentence. In trying to show continued thought and possibility (at the end of a sentence), you go with 4 dots, not 3. An elipses is used more for in-sentence pause and continuation. . . basically a comma with a breath.

Semi-colon use is debatable; but when written out, it needs a hyphen.

What can I say, I'm a tradster.

Eric Krantz wrote: Mr. Joe, if you're gonna be a grammar and spelling Nazi, please remember: Spaces go AFTER periods, commas, questions marks, semi colons, and all other punctuation marks. Every time! C'mon man! Incorrect: I use periods,commas,questions marks,and semi colons.I like them. Correct: I use periods, commas, questions marks, and semi colons. I like them.

It's "question mark" or "marks"; but not "questions", plural.

C'mon, Dakota!

Umph! wrote: Ellipses don't work for the end of a sentence. In trying to show continued thought and possibility (at the end of a sentence), you go with 4 dots, not 3. An elipses is used more for in-sentence pause and continuation. . . basically a comma with a breath. Semi-colon use is debatable; but when written out, it needs a hyphen. What can I say, I'm a tradster.

Ellipses is always spelted with too el's.

C'mon, Umph!. . . loser.