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I Just Ruined My Chances of Ever Onsighting Again!

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Lee Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 1,545
Brent Butcher · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2010 · Points: 275

With those ears you should be able to fly up mtns not climb

grampa potate · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2011 · Points: 5

biitttccchhhh pleeeeeeeze!

grampa potate · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2011 · Points: 5

Good one Brent...that's exactly what someone with no testicles would say.

1Eric Rhicard · · Tucson · Joined Feb 2006 · Points: 10,126

Really original too!

mcarizona · · Flag · Joined Feb 2007 · Points: 180

yeah, great book. But some people say that using the self locking plier and bar clamp methods are 'aid climbing'. If your into that kinda thing.

Steve Bond · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2006 · Points: 45

Agree grampa. Brent, unless Lee's an old friend of yours, you violated Guideline #1: don't be a jerk.

Buff Johnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2005 · Points: 1,145

The thing is, he doesn't just fly; with his all-organic rocket turbo powered exhaust system, he zooms!
Coupled with Beta, his onsights will never be the same again.

Lee Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 1,545

It's a good thing I follow the 2 pieces of pro rule before I turn on the all-organic rocket turbo powered exhaust system. Even then I have singed my partner's hair a little.

Umph! · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2004 · Points: 180

Holy crap, that is a kick-ass picture!

(literally burst into laughter. . . "Big Book of Beta". . . lmao!)

BackCountry Sortor · · Ogden, UT · Joined Oct 2009 · Points: 400

I'd say Brent Butcher is a Chindo.

BScallout · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 0

Had to look up chindo. Funny shit. Even funnier its in BC lexicon.

bergbryce · · California · Joined Aug 2009 · Points: 145

I thought this was going to be from that closing pitcher from the Cubs back in the 80s.

Lee Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 1,545

Yeah berg, that was me! Until I became a short, white, middle aged guy with bad rotators and big ears.

Joe Huggins · · Grand Junction · Joined Oct 2001 · Points: 105

Maybe I am a prude after all...I'd have a hard (ahem!) time not feeling ridiculous
Mike Morin · · Glen, NH · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 1,350

I just gotta say Brent, as someone who has heard every big ear joke there is, I stopped hearing that one sometime around 3rd or 4th grade. The only exception being the occasional older kid that huffed paint and wound up stealing cars for a living .

Lee Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2003 · Points: 1,545

Hey you guys shouldn't be hard on Brent; after all two of his contributions were rated "great" or "useful" by ...himself.

Nevermind.

Brent Butcher · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2010 · Points: 275
Lee Smith wrote:Hey you guys shouldn't be hard on Brent; after all two of his contributions were rated "great" or "useful" by ...himself. Nevermind.
Finally... someone noticed!
Brent Butcher · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2010 · Points: 275

I only put "great" because there was no "epic" button. Obviously.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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